Thank goodness

[whatifidoubt]

FIVE REASONS NOT TO BE A PENIS:
1) YOU'RE BALD YOUR WHOLE LIFE
2) YOU HAVE A HOLE IN YOUR HEAD
3) YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE NUTS
4) THE GUY BEHIND YOU IS AN ASSHOLE
5) EVERY TIME YOU GET EXCITED, YOU THROW UP AND THEN FAINT.

all i have time to post right now, i'll type more later
<3
liz

Comments

[brokenbybeauty]

i love you/ miss you

[brokenbybeauty]

A post about penises? Perhaps I don't know Liz as well as I thought I did! =D

[whatifidoubt]

who the heck are you? if people continue to write on my pages w/out leaving their name i will be forced to make my entries private (which means you have to be on my buddy list to view them)

and perhaps you don't know me as well as you thought, you should try talking to me rather than stereotyping

[batsu_yo]

Bahahahaha. Mmmm, and this is why I <3 you. Come see us soon.

[staplegun07]

*yay*

*sends love*

:-)