Hillary and Ted's duet rendition of "The Fire Breathing Dragon (That Wants to Kill my Mom)" is undoubtably the best song ever recorded.

Never trust a Ted. They lie to you and give you promises of great parties, then they crush your dreams.

Schwarzenegger Street

• I saw way too many people from Crespi yesterday.  Ted at BRobbins; Manny, Danny, and Conor at HPotter; lots of peope at CHouse.
• According to Father Paul, my last name is Hickcock.
• Hillary is actually just Jimmy, Hider, and I, and we all take turns being Ted's bitch.
• Only Bob can out-crazy a drunken hobo.
• Goblet of Fire is an amazing movie!  Go see ( Read more... )

Douchebaggery 101

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 100%

Envy: 60%

Lust: 40%

Wrath: 40%

Gluttony: 20%

Greed: 20%

Pride: 20%

Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%

You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Trek.

How Sinful Are You?

3 Ninja's is easily the crappiest movie ever made.

Today, someone in my PolySci class said, "It's freezing today, how could you not be wearing a sweatshirt?"

I laughed nonstop for five mins.

Trading Spouses is the best shot, ever.

Trading Spouses >>>>>>> South Park

I found out more about the accident yesterday. One of the girls who was hit is in my English class. Last week, she was trying to get people to volunteer to work the poll boths too.

Glad I didnt volunteer.