chrissy is pumping
chrissy is at it again (when am i not?)
chrissy is trying to increase her butt (hmm no thanks)
chrissy is a bad cop
chrissy is absolutely adorable (says who?)
chrissy is available for custom shoots (sure, why not?)
chrissy is an excellent instructor (this is true)
chrissy is available to conduct private training sessions (yes! i am)
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A is for age: im not really sure, but ive been told im 20. im not kidding about this ( Read more... )

recap:
i went to the movies with matt, claire and chris (<333!). i decided to randomly call alex on easter since last easter we spent it together- fighting, riding bikes and having severe panic attacks at the top of the vilano bridge. -speaking of alex, i saw his gf downtown last night. not to be a total bitch, but EWWWWW! ugh! she's really gross. ( Read more... )

i remembered some things from last night that really made me laugh ( Read more... )

man...this past week has been like a dream and a nightmare all blurred into one ( Read more... )

last night was the absolute craziest night ever. i cant even begin to explain it because i doubt anyone would believe me ( Read more... )

ok. so it took me about a day to completely bounce back from my psychotic mental breakdown. i feel ok ( Read more... )

yesterday was definitly the worst and strangest day of my entire life. it started with me waking up in matty-bo's bed, butt naked with a TURANTULA and a large hickey-like bruise on my back. i then realized that i hadn't been home in a LONG time, and that i had my parents car...but i didn't realize this until i listened to the 14 messaged my mom ( Read more... )

on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night, CLAIRE KNOCKED OVER THE TURANTULA CAGE! somewhere around the house, there is a rabid turantula running LOOSE.
this is definitly not a good thing.
i fucking hate spiders. if that furry bastard comes anywhere near me, im going at it with a goddamn chainsaw.

i am so happy. im so fucking happy, that im starting to really freak out. sometimes i catch myself being too happy, and i have to stop myself because...it throws me off. its really kind of scary...i hope i dont regret this.