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Sep 13, 2005 16:39

Goni has returned!

Yarr! Ghengis Khan! )

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sirbmckenzie September 14 2005, 00:42:28 UTC
Oh my god, the awesomeness of this.

Glad to see there'll be little Brendas running around many years down the line. Generations and generations of little Brendas. And then there can be one of those things where your great-great-grandson and my great-great-granddaughter get married and produce a line of Brenda/Kristin gened superbabies, AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD.

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sirbmckenzie September 14 2005, 00:43:42 UTC
Oh ho ho ho! 273,290 descendants for me! Eat my dust, Chiang!

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whatmouse September 14 2005, 21:23:41 UTC
What? Can it be possible that you are more ruthless than I when it comes to procreation? Whoda thunk it!

In other news, I really like the idea of our offspring producing super babies.

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sirbmckenzie September 16 2005, 00:40:05 UTC
I'll have none of your lip, Chiang. Despite the fact that I had PLENTY of your mom's lip last night.

Well, they'd have to, wouldn't they? And then their kids can reproduce with the Shelbys' great-great-grandkids and take over the fuckin' world.

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notuslethe September 14 2005, 03:47:26 UTC


307,570 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 55% of the current population -

307,570. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.

You're in the lower middle of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.

A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line ( ... )

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notuslethe September 14 2005, 03:48:53 UTC
WAHHH!! I just noticed! I'M GOING TO BE A WHORE! AFFAIR! DIVORCE! WOE IS I!

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whatmouse September 14 2005, 21:21:56 UTC
Perhaps your first husband met with an untimely death, such as by bezerker killer hamsters maybe.

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notuslethe September 14 2005, 23:33:03 UTC
.... is it sad that I just assumed the above, rather than untimely death by berserker killer hamsters?

Waah.

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sheisolivia September 14 2005, 05:39:02 UTC
176,570. I need to have more sex.

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whatmouse September 16 2005, 08:05:49 UTC
Yes well. Don't we all. You can always hope for a bunch of horny offspring to continue your line.

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