Glad to see there'll be little Brendas running around many years down the line. Generations and generations of little Brendas. And then there can be one of those things where your great-great-grandson and my great-great-granddaughter get married and produce a line of Brenda/Kristin gened superbabies, AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD.
307,570 descendants - you're more genetically fit than 55% of the current population -
307,570. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
You're in the lower middle of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.
A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line
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Glad to see there'll be little Brendas running around many years down the line. Generations and generations of little Brendas. And then there can be one of those things where your great-great-grandson and my great-great-granddaughter get married and produce a line of Brenda/Kristin gened superbabies, AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD.
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In other news, I really like the idea of our offspring producing super babies.
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Well, they'd have to, wouldn't they? And then their kids can reproduce with the Shelbys' great-great-grandkids and take over the fuckin' world.
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307,570 descendants
- you're more genetically fit than 55% of the current population -
307,570. Not bad. You're no Mongol warlord, but to have that many copies of your genetic code running around 800 years from now is pretty impressive.
You're in the lower middle of the scoring spectrum, but, honestly, when you consider that the cheaters, swindlers, and football players of this world are statistically best-equipped to create children, scoring low is something to be proud of. As you'll see below, some of your lines will die out, but nonetheless your genetic material will thrive here on earth for a long time to come.
A close friend of mine created a program to generate family trees for this test. It's based on your unique answers. We accounted for sterility, birth rates, death rates, disease, drug abuse, nitwitism, and accidents and came up with this, for you. Note that you'll have significant offspring with two separate partners; the second of your genetic lines is slighly faded to make the chart easier to read. The second line ( ... )
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Waah.
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