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[whatpaperwork]

So what does a person wear to a dating auction? Like, I've never been to an auction before, and I'm not sure how the whole thing goes. Are there rounds? Because I don't know how much I'd raise in eveningwear, but I'd probably be pretty profitable in a bikini, you know?

How does it work? You get up on stage and the auctioneer guy does all the

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[bl0nd_ambition]

You have made me SO HAPPY! People will be beating each other up to get a bid at you!

And consider Iruka signed up!

[laconic_agate]

Out of curosity, just how many people are you signing up for your auction without their permission?

[bl0nd_ambition]

They'll be told about it... eventually.

[laconic_agate]

Just before the event, right?

[melon_and_rime]

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Rangiku, you're selling yourself for money?

I realize it isn't prostitution in its truest sense, but it still bothers me. I don't like the thought of you...parading...up there...for people, no matter how good the intentions are.

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Hey, watermelons. Cool.

[whatpaperwork]

Oh, sweetie. I understand your concern, but it's not a parade, it's an auction.

[sympathetic_ear]

...Rangiku. I hope you haven't really done what I think you've just done. I'll set up tables, nail up signs - I'll even show people to their chairs in a suit, but I will NOT be up on stage selling myself.

And I don't use pocket protectors...