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[whatpaperwork]

I got a job!

Okay, so it's not a great job, and it's only on a trial basis, and I already burnt myself on the deep fat fryer twice this morning, but it's a start, right? Oh and I get to wear this adorable little chicken hat and ask "Do you want eggs with that

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[filming_revenge]

. . . . .my hand is in no one's bush.

Why would I ever want to eat with you? And why the hell would I want to walk that brat to school?

[whatpaperwork]

I don't know Sasuke, you make posts about bushes and the birds and bees and people are gonna talk.

Hey, you know we've been trying to set up a playdate for the longest time now. I think the both of you could use an extra playground buddy.

[filming_revenge]

It was referring to a proverb. Not my sex life. Something you really need to stop thinking about. Now.

I don't need a playground buddy. I don't need your help. In fact, I don't want it. I'm sure shorty there needs it more than me.

[whatpaperwork]

Look, I know. I just wish you'd stop bringing it up.

Shor...TOUSHIROU (he is pretty short, huh) could be the most popular kid in town if he wanted. He's just got this thing about only talking to people with the same mental capacity, which really narrows it down.

[sympathetic_ear]

I don't think Sasuke enjoys being harassed, Rangiku.

Also...I'm still not sure about this outfit you picked out. It's awfully tight.

[sympathetic_ear]

AND WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT PHOTO?! That's so old I didn't even recognise myself in that photo until I looked twice.

My foster mother enjoyed line dancing, okay!

[whatpaperwork]

Well Iruka, I figure it musta fallen outta your stuff when you moved in. I was pushing stuff under the couch the other day (so Toushiro'd think I'd cleaned) and found this handsome cowboy looking up at me.

Hey! Maybe we oughta get you a hat?

[sympathetic_ear]

...

Okay, first of all we said we'd leave the cleaning to me for all our sanities.

Secondly, there will be no hat!

Handsome?

[melon_and_rime]

I have no words, Ran.

Why do most of your posts render me speechless?

Also...that job is below you. I'd rather you work in the porn store with Kankurou, and that is saying something.

[whatpaperwork]

Now I know that's not true. You know words with more syllables than the average sentence, Toushiro.

I figured you'd be pleased about the job, though. It's only 'til I find something more office based, and it's really good chicken.

[oshabaum]

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