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[whatpaperwork]

Okay so I was at the mall today (just window shopping, Toushirou, I'm doing great at this only-buying-necessities thing) and right after I saw this totally necessary pair of blue kitten heels, I turned around and bumped right into Santa.

Santa. I mean, there's a lot of him to bump into and all, but you don't expect to find him in Victoria's

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[hentaigasuki]

... he rubs off on you a lot?

You're both really hot, so thanks for the mental image. Oh, and I love your icon. It's very Christmas-y and you should put up more like it!

[whatpaperwork]

Oh sure, he rubs off on me all the time - it's like he doesn't even know he's doing it.

It's festive, isn't it! The guy at the tree lot moved me on pretty quick, though. Their fake snow isn't for recreational purposes, or something.

[melon_and_rime]

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I have...no words. No words whatsoever.

I'm...glad, I suppose, that you've quit the fast food job. You weren't really cut out for it, honestly. I---if you--if you need---...an elf...---I---I don't have a job for over the winter break. I've been looking, but it isn't as if I'm cut out for most kinds of physical labor. I thought about tree lots, but...

...how do things things always seem to tumble into your lap?

[whatpaperwork]

Sweetie, you're gonna be the best elf ever. I mean like, most of the job is being able to giftwrap, and you're the only kid I know who can make his bed with hospital corners, so I figure you'll be a natural.

And I was wondering about the whole tumbling into my lap thing. At least three of the kids fathers did that this afternoon. You think that's why most Santas wear padding?

[just_girls]

Hmm. With a little make-up and costume magic, I should be able to pass for an usually tall eight year old...

[whatpaperwork]

You know, kids are growing up like beansprouts these days. I'm asking a few parents to send me diet sheets so I can figure out what Toushirou's missing.