Right now, I want:

A.)Drugs
B.)A 12 pack of Bacardi Watermelon all to myself
C.)Fags
D.)Lots and LOTS of drugs

Oh yeah...and...

E.)Chris to live with me in a sparkly house with no demonic authority to treat us like slaves.

Squeaky clean, is what I am! Yes, and I smell like the roses. >.< YUM ( Read more... )

DEAAAD TOOOOOAST!!!! FEAR THE DEAD TOOOOOOAAAAAASSSTTTTT!!!! Beware the 3 AM callings of the evil that is the TOAST!!!!

Heeber Jeeberz, I love my skirt......................................................toast.

Oh goodness, I'm BACK! For a while, at least. I have my keyboard for the night, hopefully the weekend. Anyhow...let's see, what has happened to me lately ( Read more... )

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WELCOME TO POPE WATCH 2K5, ALL POPE ALL THE TIME

Will he die NOW, in 5 MINUTES, or TOMORROW???

STAY TUNED FOR JUICY NEWS WORTHY DETAILS

Including exclusive interviews with people who have met him and some folks who got blessed

With LIVE REPORTS from POPE CAM, located outside the holy man's house

STAY TUNED FOR POPE DEATH PARADE COVERAGE

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Nicknames: Kitty, Kris, Krissy, Mao-Mao
Birthday: 12-23-87
Sign:
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No, he's not dead. He has TEETH!!! Yes, bright shiny white teeth, regular shaped and all! It's insane..I've never seen him with teeth before in my whole LIFE. But now he talks all funny with his dentures and what-not...but I'm sure he won't scare little children anymore. I wonder if I talked just as funny with braces... Hmm ( Read more... )

Fuckin ass bags, where are you all in the internet...I cant' find you...to omany away msessatges. Yeah. stup the away messages. And jamei didn't bring me along. Well damnit. I need some pictures of color bars, think i'll go find em.

CAR FULL OF MIDGETS~~~~~

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