what, by definition, is a slut? webster's dictionary defines one as a slovenly, dirty woman; a woman of loose morals, a prostitute. what is a pimp? obviously its a seller of sluts, but why is it so cool to be a pimp? why are man whores considered pimps, while girls are sluts and hoes? i know plenty of people ask these questions plenty of times, ( Read more... )

yeah sports awards. they were awesome. so much fun. anyways, this entry is now going to be devoted to pet peeves. i thoroughly encourage anyone and everyone who has a pet peeve to please jot them down on this little piece of paper ( Read more... )

ok. so yeah. the assemblayyyyyyy. steven is probably presenting. but do i care? yes. am i missing it? yes. what am i doing? fucking laura and mallorys fucking math homework. wha ha ha. not. anyways, um, im going to help laura make up the new thumbs up thumbs down. its going to be awesome. any suggestions? bueller? trapeze has some damn nice ( Read more... )

so basically, i am at the end of my rope. my 'best friend' has stabbed me in the back, lied to me about it, and then shoved it in my face. wha ha ha! all in good fun n' games, right? no offense! whatever! nothing to be upset about! she was druuuunk, its okaaaay, yada yadaaaa. ha. not funny. not cool. so definately not something i want in a friend. ( Read more... )

id just like eveyrone to know, that i would rather wear a barrel than conservative apparel for a dress has always been my strongest suit. oh oh oh oh overwear. ba da ba underwear. anytiiiime, anywhere. anyways, i like steven lheureux. why? i dunno. why not, i guess is the better question. plus, isnt that cool to say? 'yeah im dating the student ( Read more... )

ok. so its a friday night, at 10;23pm. i SHOULD be out having fun. i SHOULD be getting with al, or steven, or triscuit, or jake, or nate or some other hot guy right now. but am i? no. you know why? because my friends suck. thats why. not all of them, no. not ashley, not jess, not mal. yes mal, she doesnt answer her phone. everyone else sucks. you ( Read more... )

ok, does anyone else notice how practice just keeps getting longer and looonger and loooongerrrrr... aaaaugh. ben you have to record will and grace. oh my gosh i have a sophomore love. aaah! he is soo cute. jko knows all about him. and triscuit. ohhh man. shes so slick, jackie is by far the slickest person i have ever met. 'so yeah, elise's told me ( Read more... )

ok so i have to write something really funny so people message back. hm. what to write. how about that time, where erin and her sister had sex, and- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... or when mallorys dog, started humping the-zzzzzz.... haha ha. another inside joke. i hate it when people put inside jokes on things. i'm going to repeat ( Read more... )

i forgot to mention my mood and music. best part.

ok so yeah.... will and grace is awesome, no denying that. but cultural analysis bullshit? who the fuck writes about cultural analysis?? mr heidkamp, thats who. 'um uh er and um, rob, and uh um britain... um yeah uh uh' wha ha ha, hannah kaye's impression of him is classic. so ben and mallory... whats goin on? do you have any FUCKING clue what were ( Read more... )