Wait...didn't I graduate...?

[whatsabong]

Those of you who thought that Lauren's Pathetic Quest for Employment couldn't sink any lower than my mom asking the waiter at Spaghetti Factory for an application underestimated my desperation. On Saturday I spent 4 hours scraping moss off of a roof while listening to my uncle tell me stories of how he shoots woodpeckers off the side of his house

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[mollytamale]

was another good part of that day hearing my spooning hot sketchy guys? lol