I interrupt my essay to bring you this...

[whatsername99]

So you're saying that Coke is regular sex and Pepsi is oral sex? And our generation is the Coke generation and our kids are the Pepsi generation? I'm not sure which one of those is our sponsor, but I'm sorry.

~ Stephen Colbert 

Comments

[jesus__suburbia]

LOL I WAS JUST ABOUT TO POST THIS.

[whatsername99]

TWINZIES!!!

[whatsername99]

Now get on AIM and distract me! I'm halfway done.