Yo... it's me, your friend, the conspiracy theorist ( Read more... )

Well, it looks like I actually have time to update since we are still out for the break. What has been going on in the world of Aaron, you ask ( Read more... )

My story comes from the heart of a college town. A place deeply seeded in the 'spirit' of the game - any game of sport who's collegiate teams wear their mascot's image. We're talking about... the sports fiesta... a past-time with which collegiate sporting events blend with drinking, in honor of their GOD - the mighty mascot ( Read more... )

The Gators were cheated.

90,407 angry fans/students emptied out of Ben Hill Griffin Stadium.

Aaron and his brother committed many acts of insanity in the name of UF.

Some extreme....some worse.

Aaron fades from the public eye to avoid arrest....

I'm not really dead... you all got punk'd ( Read more... )

Well folks, there comes a time in every man's life where he questions things. Such as why is the sky blue? What is our purpose in life? How did that tennis ball hit me in the nads ( Read more... )

I really like this song.

And with that, back to finishing 2 term papers.

What The Mess?

Still dead.

Greetings folks. I'm still dead ( Read more... )

First, Gas and Go. I like this place because that's exactly what I want: To gas up, and then go. I don't want to talk, to have a car wash, to get a receipt, enjoy a beverage, or visit the wild bean cafe. I want my gas, and I want to go ( Read more... )