One-Hundred-Fifteenth Matrix {Video}

[whatthefactor]

[Sho is holding up a black snuggie covered in white πs to the camera. He doesn't look very amused.]

Is it a cult robe?
Whatever it's zetta ugly.
..... This factoring sucks.

Comments

[lolighostgirl]

What's this stupid thing?
I do not like this either.
I hate this a lot.

[whatthefactor]

The cult robe garbage
Or talking in damn haikus?
Both are really lame.

[whiteduplicity]

It's called a "snuggie".
Or at least, that's what I think?
It's not that ugly...

[whatthefactor]

[He's examining it more.]

That is so stupid;
It's just a backwards bathrobe.
And it's so ugly.

[whiteduplicity]

I think it's pretty.
At least it's sort of useful.
Do you not like pi?

[whatthefactor]

I zetta dig pi.
But not on stupid blankets.
Jackets can work too.

[supertornado]

I-I think I can...!

[And then he stops himself, sets the communicator on a windowsill or something to properly get a view, and does an entire interpretive dance showing his feelings for the snuggie.

Which are something between "what" and "oh my god I needed this."]

[whatthefactor]

....

What are you doing,
Factoring hectopascal?
I don't speak in dance.

[supertornado]

I was describing my feelings towards this strange leopard print blanket with dance!

[whatthefactor]

Why would you even?
It's not = a blanket,
But a lameass robe.

[cantsaygao]

[Don't mind him. He's just parroting back your words.]

Zetta ugly, zetta ugly! Uryuryuryuryu!

[whatthefactor]

[Glare.]

[cantsaygao]

U, uryuuuuu...!

[Hides from communicator.]

[moarcowbell]

[ Laughs]

[whatthefactor]

[ >8[ ]

[moarcowbell]

[ Waves]

[whatthefactor]

[flipping the bird.]