Predictable as always, Discedo. Though I have to say the last function and the care packages were new. And before any of you fractals say it... Yes, I know I was a zetta precious child.

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[His voice is somewhat shaky (and much higher pitched), but he's trying to stay strong.] I-I don't know what's going on but if you're planning on getting any ransom money out of this, don't hold your breath. You probably won't. Actually I'm 87% positive you won't.

[A pause following by rustling papers.] What's--

[The communicator ( Read more... )

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I'm almost positive you already know what this is about. I know the coordinates, just need a means of subtracting it.
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[Say hello to Minamimoto. He's sweaty, grimy, and generally in great need of a shower, buuuut he has an alarmingly satisfactory grin spread across his face. He turns the communicator around to reveal one of his works of art, most would see it as a huge heap of garbage, but to him, it's the epitome of true beauty. It's bigger than anything he's ( Read more... )

Heh heh heh heh, like flies to garbage.

But I wonder, which one of you 000s will be the first to get crunched?

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Stay off the masterpieces and you won't get derived.

Urk.

[The sound of someone regurgitating. GUESS WHO'S SICK, GUYS?]

S-son of a digit... forgot what this is like.

You know, I'd be zetta pissed if this hadn't already happened before. Now it's just annoying.

I better get my hat back in t < 20 minutes or someone will be sorry. I'm positive of that.

... Shit I'm hungry.

[Sho's hands fiddling device as the video feed cuts on before he focuses it on his face, webcam style, with an expression close enough to :| as he's capable of making.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiigh.] This again?

[The video turns on to show off Minamimoto's latest work of art. At the top of the heap is painted a big, graffiti-esque "3." with the digits of pi following covering the metal, spiraling around the work until it cuts off at the very bottom. Where is this masterpiece? Smack in the middle of Marshall Street ( Read more... )