Criminal Minds - a Crack Survey

[whattheforks]

            J.J. /Gideon? No, couldn’t say that I have…

1. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

           Rossi. Er.

1. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Pillsburydoughboy!morgan got Reid pregnant?  Baby dough-rolling geniuses!

1. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Emily. Not Emily in particular, but she’s

Comments

[oddestoneout]

First of all, the icon, the freaking icon. And and and I can't even do this today. I can't. I'm dying. You've killed me. Welcome to the office of MY SOUL IS DEAD PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP.

"elle and jj." first off, for crack reasons of ours, i died at your "well, now." and then continued to die.

the pillsburry dough boy. jello that is comforting. mystical jello. giggling people. giggling unsubs. hotch's mouth. youre welcome.
i like how "pillsbury doughboy" is a tag.
Hotch being arrested, ohmightybeingssss.

"How Things WIll Work out..." yes, indeed. very much indeed. especially the part about the doughboy and the pirate. (aka, garcia and morgan being all adorable and stuff. please ignore me, i'm a bit stupid today.)
also, anything that has to do with PBDB.

BEEPBOOPBEEPBOOPBOB,

"elle, blondice, blondie, vittoria, wendy, aziraphale, etc."

AHA! So you DIDN'T forget the robot noises!

[whattheforks]

(^ I was just staring at the random robot!noises and wondering why you felt the overwhelming desire to include them when I remembered my own comment. haha. win.)

giggling people. giggling unsubs. Hotch's mouth.
Okay, so, here's the deal. I read that as "JIGGLING PEOPLE." and then proceeded to think "jiggling people/unsubs made of jell-o in Hotch's mouth and it was strange and completely hilarious and now I can't breathe because I'm laughing so hard.

Okay, I'm good.

- J.J, Jagni, "Professor" Langdon, Crowley, Dustfinger, Silas, White bitch, She Who Has Eaten the Unicorns and so forth.