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[whattheytellyou]

[The video flicks on. Time for phase two of Sarah's plan to get the Barge back to its old, less angsty self. She's leaning on the desk, arms folded, and looking very pleased with herself.]I want to thank everyone who showed up Tuesday night, and especially whoever helped me stumble back to my room at three a.m. Next time, Thursday, I'm going to

Comments

[sharpememory]

Do we get water balloons too?

[whattheytellyou]

Sure.

[She holds up a bunch of packages the Admiral responded with. (Per Kota)]

Our employer's being pretty generous today.

[sharpememory]

A woman after my own heart. Where can we collect them from?

[whattheytellyou]

Level one, room four. You get one package. Make it last.

[rass_bestie]

Also, Rayne. It burns, I believe.

[whattheytellyou]

Does it really?

[Private]

It's not holy water. You sure?

Private

[rass_bestie]

She was complaining about it, but that's the impression I came away with.

Re: Private

[whattheytellyou]

Hm. Thanks for letting me know. I'll make a note of it.

[doctor_j_crane]

Excellent, another way for wardens to harass and victimize inmates. Bravo.

[whattheytellyou]

[Just laughter. She points at the camera. COMING AFTER YOU, CRANE.]

HE MUST PROTECT HIS PERFECT HAIR. :P

[doctor_j_crane]

Personalized harassment. Rest assured, my warden will be hearing about this.

DON'T WORRY SHE'LL AIM BELOW THE NECK

[whattheytellyou]

Oh, Jonathan.

[Tsk.]

Your warden can see this communication. He doesn't need your help.

[whattheytellyou]

Neil, do I need to write your name on a water balloon?

[whattheytellyou]

I can if they're afraid of being hit with a water balloon.

Don't ruin my fun, Neil. It's okay to have fun.

[mrs_persson]

...water balloons.

Well, I think I can say with confidence that this is an approach no one has tried before.

[whattheytellyou]

I think we all take ourselves a little too seriously sometimes.

At least I'll have fun.