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[whattheytellyou]

[The video flicks on. Time for phase two of Sarah's plan to get the Barge back to its old, less angsty self. She's leaning on the desk, arms folded, and looking very pleased with herself.]I want to thank everyone who showed up Tuesday night, and especially whoever helped me stumble back to my room at three a.m. Next time, Thursday, I'm going to

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[vinkus_witch]

Thank you, although I don't see why you'd want to throw water around in the first place.

[whattheytellyou]

For the fun of it. Wanda suggested we use whipped cream, but you never complain on the network, anyway. Not much reason to change the old standard.

[vinkus_witch]

And why was water preferable?

[whattheytellyou]

That's what you use for water balloons.

The human body is seventy-five percent water. Most people aren't allergic to it, it dries up quickly, it doesn't make a mess.

[you_run_i_chase]

If you get something on my suit, we're gonna have a problem, Sarah.

[Private]

How's the hubby?

[whattheytellyou]

Like I keep telling everyone else, I'll take my chances.

[Private]

...What?

Private.

[you_run_i_chase]

Your husband. Really, you don't remember getting married last night?

Private.

[whattheytellyou]

What?!

Private

[creatingalegacy]

Do it and I'll hurt you.

Private

[whattheytellyou]

That's an overreaction to a little water balloon, Amanda.

Re: Private

[creatingalegacy]

Guess I'm just not vapid enough to enjoy your so-called games.

Re: Private

[whattheytellyou]

You don't know how to have fun.

Steph and I are going to have a water bomb fight in the CES. You should come. Try to pretend you're not you for a while.

[whattheytellyou]

Does the TARDIS provide you with water balloons, or do you need one of my packages?

[notarrowette]

Sarah, you are my favorite. Who's complaining? I feel a need a throw things at people. [This is not complaining. Really. It's just that NYGMA IS BEATTY'S NEW WARDEN, WHAT THE HECK.]

And I don't think it's bragging to say that my aim is exceptional.

[whattheytellyou]

I'd turn you on Neil, but he threatened to handcuff me if I "assaulted a police officer". I think I'd better take him on, myself.

If nothing else, I have a bunch of leftover water balloons for the 4th.

[notarrowette]

Did he really? I almost think that deserves an ambush. But you definitely deserve first go at him!

Oh that's right, Luke's having a party in the CES, isn't he? That'll be perfect!