1. Sharks are scary! 2. Bill and Ted, TOTALLY, and I guess LA by Recover. 3. Anything but green apple, because I'm gonna take a stand and say the green apple sucks, if you have a problem with that, then I'm gonna stab you in the jaw. 4. I brake for monster booty! or Come, fuck the bosom with me! 5. I guess my first memory of you was when you asked me about my tattoo, but I was being shy and came of as a dick, but the better story is when you came up to me and asked me about the Alkaline Trio concert. Even though I didn't start hanging out with you right after that, you still where the first person on campus to make an effort to get to know me, and for that I just have to say, "You're Awesome... High Five yourself!" 6. A fucking mongoose! Mongeese for life, what what! 7. Can we hang out for the rest of our lives? I promise I'll still hang out when you get old and live with your cats.
we can only hangout for the rest of our lives if the following things happen: you have to have ten daughters so i can enjoy you having to meet each of their potential boyfriends. you have to get a karaoke machine so i can hear your version of "girls just wanna have fun" everyday. and also, you cannot live anywhere near water so that the sharks can't get me when i visit. if all of these things can happen, then we can yes, definitely, of course, hangout for the rest of our lives. unless you have unnatural growths or something.
1. You hate Alkaline Trio, so therefore you suck! 2. The Lost Boys 3. Something blue, like blue raspberry. 4. Kayleigh "the cover" 5. Oh yeah, that one time when you and your boyfriend hit me in the nuts on "accident" 6. A turtle 7. Why do you never hang out?
1. Peanut Butter commercials. 2. Crash, because you were the one who told me about back when we tried to see it in the theaters, but Ellensburg sucks and it wasn't playing. And I guess anything by Rilo Kiley reminds me of you even though I don't really listen to them, but there is still an association, if that makes any sense. 3. I don't know if I would ever wrestle you in Jello, I just don't see being in a situation where someone says, "Hey, wrestle in Jello." but if I had to choose a flavor I would say Strawberry Kiwi. 4. Quick, take a picture of our cleavage! 5. I remember seeing you around before I even knew who you were, I think you used to wear an Alkaline Trio shirt that I liked, but I really didn't meet you until almost spring quarter, and then I just remember talking to you and Carter about carpooling to Sasquatch and hanging out. 6. You remind me of a cat, more specifically a Kitten. 7. What are you going to do with the rest of your life?
1. You have an awesome couch. 2. "Danny Devito, I love you movies!" Mean Girls, and any music by Frou Frou. 3. I think grape would be the appropriate flavor for the occasion. 4. "I have a situation that I'm walking off, don't act like you aren't impressed." 5. The first memory I have of you was before I even knew who you were, but you walked up and molested Zach when I was eating lunch with him one day. Actually I'm not sure if I would call it a molestation because I'm pretty sure that Zach liked it. 6. A Panda, I don't know why, but I think it works. 7. When are you and Kristen getting married, and can I be the Best Man/Brides Maid?
I'm not really sure when Kristin and I are getting married, but you are most def number one on the list to be our best man AND bridesmaid. that will be slightly tough, but i have every confidence in you.
1. You have headphones that cost almost as much as your iPod. 2. Wet Hot American Summer, and Neutral Milk Hotel 3. Something like Orangutan Orange maybe? 4. "Don't be such a Dan Beck!" 5. That time at People's Pond at the end of the year when I didn't know who you were, but because you hung out with Carter, Traci and Wally, you seemed pretty cool 6. A raccoon 7. Why do nacho cheese and white russians make such a horrible combination?
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2. Bill and Ted, TOTALLY, and I guess LA by Recover.
3. Anything but green apple, because I'm gonna take a stand and say the green apple sucks, if you have a problem with that, then I'm gonna stab you in the jaw.
4. I brake for monster booty! or Come, fuck the bosom with me!
5. I guess my first memory of you was when you asked me about my tattoo, but I was being shy and came of as a dick, but the better story is when you came up to me and asked me about the Alkaline Trio concert. Even though I didn't start hanging out with you right after that, you still where the first person on campus to make an effort to get to know me, and for that I just have to say, "You're Awesome... High Five yourself!"
6. A fucking mongoose! Mongeese for life, what what!
7. Can we hang out for the rest of our lives? I promise I'll still hang out when you get old and live with your cats.
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you have to have ten daughters so i can enjoy you having to meet each of their potential boyfriends. you have to get a karaoke machine so i can hear your version of "girls just wanna have fun" everyday. and also, you cannot live anywhere near water so that the sharks can't get me when i visit. if all of these things can happen, then we can yes, definitely, of course, hangout for the rest of our lives. unless you have unnatural growths or something.
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2. The Lost Boys
3. Something blue, like blue raspberry.
4. Kayleigh "the cover"
5. Oh yeah, that one time when you and your boyfriend hit me in the nuts on "accident"
6. A turtle
7. Why do you never hang out?
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2. Crash, because you were the one who told me about back when we tried to see it in the theaters, but Ellensburg sucks and it wasn't playing. And I guess anything by Rilo Kiley reminds me of you even though I don't really listen to them, but there is still an association, if that makes any sense.
3. I don't know if I would ever wrestle you in Jello, I just don't see being in a situation where someone says, "Hey, wrestle in Jello." but if I had to choose a flavor I would say Strawberry Kiwi.
4. Quick, take a picture of our cleavage!
5. I remember seeing you around before I even knew who you were, I think you used to wear an Alkaline Trio shirt that I liked, but I really didn't meet you until almost spring quarter, and then I just remember talking to you and Carter about carpooling to Sasquatch and hanging out.
6. You remind me of a cat, more specifically a Kitten.
7. What are you going to do with the rest of your life?
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2. "Danny Devito, I love you movies!" Mean Girls, and any music by Frou Frou.
3. I think grape would be the appropriate flavor for the occasion.
4. "I have a situation that I'm walking off, don't act like you aren't impressed."
5. The first memory I have of you was before I even knew who you were, but you walked up and molested Zach when I was eating lunch with him one day. Actually I'm not sure if I would call it a molestation because I'm pretty sure that Zach liked it.
6. A Panda, I don't know why, but I think it works.
7. When are you and Kristen getting married, and can I be the Best Man/Brides Maid?
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2. Wet Hot American Summer, and Neutral Milk Hotel
3. Something like Orangutan Orange maybe?
4. "Don't be such a Dan Beck!"
5. That time at People's Pond at the end of the year when I didn't know who you were, but because you hung out with Carter, Traci and Wally, you seemed pretty cool
6. A raccoon
7. Why do nacho cheese and white russians make such a horrible combination?
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