How dare you Ed! Of all the things to update people on, you must mention that I'm a whore. Thank you!
I'm sorry I left you by yourself with Milne... I stayed and endured the hardships with you for a while, even passed up Malek's brilliant plan to get me outta there. But then I had to talk to Milligan for NHS and I had been looking for her all day. I have terrible timing finding that woman, so I had to jump at the chance to get out. Advice for next time: look at the clock and say "wow my mom should be here to pick me up, I can't believe it's already (this is where you fill in the apropriate time)" and then bust out like it's your job.
Hello. Mr. Sexy's Pizza. Our special today: Sex-a-roni Well, it's like pepperoni, only sexier. Oh? You want some? I'm sorry, we're closed.
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I'm sorry I left you by yourself with Milne... I stayed and endured the hardships with you for a while, even passed up Malek's brilliant plan to get me outta there. But then I had to talk to Milligan for NHS and I had been looking for her all day. I have terrible timing finding that woman, so I had to jump at the chance to get out. Advice for next time: look at the clock and say "wow my mom should be here to pick me up, I can't believe it's already (this is where you fill in the apropriate time)" and then bust out like it's your job.
Hello. Mr. Sexy's Pizza.
Our special today: Sex-a-roni
Well, it's like pepperoni, only sexier.
Oh? You want some?
I'm sorry, we're closed.
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