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wheatdos

TRANSMISSION 01 AUDIO

Jul 06, 2011 21:18

AAAAAAAAAH!! AHHHH!!! AAA---Ah? Wait. [A blue artificial eye glances about from the floor before he accidentally rolls over onto the handles build into his spherical form. The eye begins to look around, seeming to squint slightly with the use of metal plates.] This isn't space or the moon at all! Pardon me, if anyone is around or can hear me I ( Read more... )

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[video forever] usskickass July 7 2011, 02:30:23 UTC

...Are you a talkin' soccer ball?

[Dang they do get all sorts here.]

[video] wheatdos July 7 2011, 02:36:19 UTC

Oh! A human! Oh, great, like I really need to see one of those--wait--I mean 'ello! I am a Personality Core created by Apeture Science Labratories for the purpose of taking care of humans in the Resting Center! My name is Wheatley. I am not a 'soccer ball' and I would definitely not recommend kicking me for multiple reasons...

It would cause a nasty shock for the both of us.

usskickass July 7 2011, 02:54:42 UTC

You're a...okay, sure, whatever. Not a soccer ball. Do you have a name? I'm Shannon Beiste.

wheatdos July 7 2011, 03:01:35 UTC

...

[Oh, humans. Under-appreciating him AGAIN.]

Yes. My name is Wheatley. It's a pleasure to meet you Shannon, I'm sure.

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ironlass July 7 2011, 02:40:34 UTC

[ Certainly by now Jade knows the outer grounds of the mansion like the back of her hand. And she does. So imagine her surprise when she sees something that Doesn't Quite Belong rolling around and talking. ]

The building is the mansion!

[ What is announcing your presence??? ]

wheatdos July 7 2011, 02:43:57 UTC

AAAAAH---! Oh. Another human. 'ello! So that building is a Mansion? I have information in my system about things like that, but I've never seen one in bot before.

Pardon me, miss, but could I ask you to set me up a little more upright?

ironlass July 7 2011, 02:54:00 UTC

Oh, you're a robot!

[ A very cute, tiny robot. Oh my gosh!! ]

Okay, does this help? [ She just picks him up completely instead of straightening him. ]

wheatdos July 7 2011, 02:59:59 UTC

Yes--yes, that helps a ton! Thank you! [His optical unit twitches a bit as he rolls some to look around.] Though it would be a tad more comfortable for you if you would grab the handles, Miss.

My name is Wheatley, can you tell me your name? You speak a lot more clearly than the woman I was used to before I came here. Speaking of coming here... where exactly is 'here'?

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still on hiatus, but.. can't..... resist..... timisnotme July 7 2011, 03:26:03 UTC

Yeah yeah, I hear you stop yelling. Where you at?

♥♥♥ Take your time~ I will happily tag you despite your hiatus >:3 wheatdos July 8 2011, 01:57:09 UTC

To my right there appears to be a field that looks like a giant checkerboard! Or was it a chess board?

...

Disregard that, please, um, they use the same board.

My hero! timisnotme July 8 2011, 02:24:30 UTC

*And Tim is on his way to rescue you!*

I'm coming, don't run away or anything.

wheatdos July 8 2011, 02:30:18 UTC

Couldn't if I tried, mate...

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[video] dashboardlite July 7 2011, 04:17:04 UTC

[WHOA IT'S A TALKING ROBOT THIS IS LIKE TERMINATOR or something equally awesome.]

...dude. Dude. Chill out.

[Holy crap, he's talking to a robot, this is so cool.]

[video] wheatdos July 8 2011, 01:59:39 UTC

Oh! Another human--Man there's a lot of them around here--and I am...calming down for the most part. I'm used to the idea of not orbiting the moon anymore, at least.

[video] dashboardlite July 11 2011, 00:58:56 UTC

...you were orbiting the moon? Geez, what year are you from?

candyisthegame July 7 2011, 05:38:55 UTC

[Whoa! You look just like the ladybug bot he built not too long ago! Okay...maybe just a little.]

You're right about it not being the moon or space. [snort]

You're in Wonderland! And just what are you, anyhow?

wheatdos July 8 2011, 02:01:30 UTC

I am a Personality Core created by Apeture Science Labratories for the purpose of taking care of humans in the Resting Center! Er...formerly is a better tense, I suppose.

I'm guessing you're another human?

candyisthegame July 9 2011, 06:28:33 UTC

A personality core, eh? I'm guessing some sort of robot.

And I can't say I've ever heard of you or Aperture Science Laboratories.

[Another snort.] Well of course I'm a human! What else would I be?

wheatdos July 10 2011, 14:46:39 UTC

Aperture Science Laboratories specializes in testing humans abilities at solving problems for the benefit of science! Ah...or it was.

It's a pile of junk now, but it's mostly up and running again by now I think. And I'm not used to many humans being around anymore that aren't a bunch of bleedin' vegetables... good to see someone from the Resting Center is capable of interaction!

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