I'm really, really mad at the short dude. I've been mad at him for several times before but this time he fucking sealed the deal.

But I'd totally hit him.

...With a sledgehammer.

Steve Carell is hot.
I'm always bored on weekends.
I like popcorn.
The business trip (I love to say that) is approaching fast.
Christmas break starts on WEDNESDAY!

The newspaper people called my dad. They said that I'll get 396 dollars for watching tv and telling my opinions for under five months. Then about the same amount of money for doing it for few more months. Sounds like a deal, aye?

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If I'll ever get children, I'm gonna name my kid Stevphen. That way whether they spell it Steven or Stephen it's always right! And I hope that my kid'll be gay. And oh, I want him to be a him. If the kid's a girl, I'll club it like a baby seal (:--D). Did I just say it? See, I'm heartless against little girls! And I'm gonna get the kid with some ( Read more... )

Sometimes my mom says stupid stuff to me. Here's two examples:

Wow, you're quite grumpy! I guess you didn't get any tonight.
That itself is not so stupid but I was 13 when she said that.

Do you have a boyfriend? (No.) What are you, a lesbian?!Well, that is stupid but the fact that I was 10 or 11 when she said that makes it even more stupid. And ( Read more... )

There's horrible pain in my lower stomach. The pain kinda rays into my spine and inner thighs. I feel sick. My head hurts. I feel like throwing up. I feel like I can't do anithing but lie down or sit. It feels like an iceberg is meltin inside of me. GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS ( Read more... )

I was out at town seeing some fireworks with MY TWO BEST FRIENDS and the other one's boyfriend. It was fun. We ate some chocolate stuff that had all kinds of liqueurs inside of them and they totally sucked ass. DUDE, rum is so not good. And I spilled punch all over my jacket. NOW THE FAKE FUR IS ALL STICKY AND RUINED! OH NOES!

I just came up with the best heavy/black metal band name: ANUSHAMMER. Feel free to use it.

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