VI

[when_in_me]

Hmm... An election, huh? Well, you whippersnappers, I'll have you know old Grandpa Rome had his republic days, and he hasn't forgotten the old art of campaigning! It's time I threw my hat in the ring for... whatever it is we're voting on!

Looks like I have some pamphlets to write~

[Rome sets down to work, neatly writing up an "informational" 20-

Comments

[nicewedding]

[blah blah blah words OH HEY HALF-NAKED MANNESS]

[eminent_lady]

What in the great cosmic fuck is this shit?

[slam_dancin_mog]

. . . Despite your passing? Why should I vote for someone who's dead, kupo?

[when_in_me]

Because I'm just that good.

[slam_dancin_mog]

. . . That's kinda like votin' for a ghost, kupo.

And I don't know why you've got so much of your hairless chest showin', kupo. If you're lookin' for a mate, you'd better cover up these embarrassing pictures, kupo.

[when_in_me]

But if I kept my chest hair, how would the world see my beautiful shining six-pack?

[viva_io]

W-Wah! Grandpa Rome!

[when_in_me]

Yes, my beautiful grandson! What is it!

[viva_io]

Grandpa Rome is the best! And the strongest! And I want to vote for him! Waaah!

B-But I already told Japan I would vote for him!!!

[when_in_me]

Vote for both of us! Show the rest of these losers how democracy is done!

[not_tsuncertain]

Huh.

Really feels like I'm back in Rome.

[when_in_me]

And so can everyone else, if you vote for me!

[not_tsuncertain]

Hmm, nostalgia. But why would I want to re-live through Rome? It fell. Hard.

Caligula was wonderful, though.

[when_in_me]

He was, wasn't he? [nostalgic sigh] So many orgies.

I MEAN what, no, Caligula was horrible! My least favorite boss.