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[when_in_me]

Eh? Eh? Hey, this is weird. Where am I? What is this crazy contraption I'm speaking into? Dur hur, my stupid caveman brain cannot comprehend your strange future technology, spacemen! Argh! Thinking hurts my skullmeats

Comments

[is_an_island]

That's not even bloody logical.

[when_in_me]

Of course it's logical, everyone knows Germania's mother is terrible in bed.

[is_an_island]

Not that part, the part where you explain away years of your bloody fake life with getting drunk.

[when_in_me]

Fake life? I resent that! How dare you insinuate that the love between me and this woman I don't remember ever meeting before is anything but pure and true!

[hateslonglines]

Nonsense...I know this place likes to bring humans back...but shouldn't you be....

[when_in_me]

Shouldn't be what? Fighting? Windsurfing? Racing? Painting nude portraits? Posing for nude portraits? Painting nude portraits in the nude?

[hateslonglines]

I mean you shouldn't even be here, alive. Not to mention, I doubt being drunk has anything to do with this.

[when_in_me]

Eh? Oh. Ohhhh, you're right! I'm alive! It's a miracle! I am risen again! Thank you, God, for your mercy!

[wizardoftheweek]

... Alcohol has nothing to do with this.

[when_in_me]

You're right! This must be God playing a trick on me. You're God, aren't you? You can't fool me, God!

[wizardoftheweek]

... For the moment, let's assume I'm God.

God is a woman. And a witch.

How do you feel about that?

[when_in_me]

You always did have a weird sense of humor!

[kol_shevik]

Russia is thinking should also find something to drink.

[when_in_me]

Come on over, we'll make a party of it! As long as I'm here, I might as well enjoy it! Bring some weapons, lions if you have them, we'll have a great time!

[kol_shevik]

...Have pellet gun. Shovel. No lions. What would comrade do with lions?

[when_in_me]

Oh, the things I could do with lions.

[fuelefficient]

[oh god you're that scary guy....]

[when_in_me]

Is someone there?

[fuelefficient]

Ah, my apologies. This is Japan.

[when_in_me]

Hello, Japan! This is Rome. Where exactly am I?