24

[whenidream]

I am recapping the most recent episode of 24. Because IT IS AWESOME.

1. The Ethanberry fangirl in me has been dormant for a long time but I can't resist this craziness. Oh my god. Allison seeing him lying on the couch. Her face. SRS AWESOME CHERRY ACTING. How fucking pissed she was at Brucker. And her new CoS. AND DID SHE SERIOUSLY JUST SLAP HIM? I'M PRETTY SURE SHE DID. GOD THAT WAS AWESOME.
2. Emotional moment with Reneeeeeeee. Oh man. Renee feels so validated. Because, like, the fucking president just told her she was awesome. Cherry Jones is such a badass.
3. Also can I just say how much I love how Jack stole a sports car for a high speed chase? So 24.
4. I hate you so much, Starbuck. You are the evilest mole ever. Go die in a fireeee. lmfao Arlo is thereeee. Oh shittttt. Don't kill him, pleaseeeee. NOOOOO.
5. I want Arlo and Chloe to be bffls and catch Starbuck. Like, right now. She is so lame. I mean, she's evil, and I'm down with that, but she's not like Nina or Sherry or any of the srs fucking badasses in the entire early history of 24.
6. WHAT THE FUCK. Oh okay. Meh. Lame. I hate it when they switch the hostages to another car. So lazy. And I'm pretty sure they're cheating when they do that. It would have been a lot cooler if they went off the roof and then Hassan miraculously lived and was stolen while Jack was watching the whole time.
7. It's funny when Starbuck pretends to be nice. She's so fake.
8. Russians! Does this mean that secret spoilery thing we heard about is happening soon? Because that was like, the one ship I always really wanted to see realized. Mostly in a crack way. But still.
9. Cherry is so fabulous.
10. Oh Chloe. You know who it is. I miss suspicious Chloe. Be super suspicious right now, okay?
11. STARBUCK. STOPPPPP BEING EVIL.
12. UM. SHIT. SHE JUST FUCKING SHOT PEOPLE OUT OF NOWHERE.
13. OMG GO CATCH HER COLE. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME. OH MY GOD SHE'S TOTALLY GONNA KILL HIM. I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE KILL THEIR LOVERSSSSS. OMG. OMG OMG OMG THIS IS AMAZING HE TOTALLY JUST SHOT HER CAR. THIS IS SO HOT.
14. They caught herrrrrrrrrrrrr. Oh fuck this is awesome.
15. I don't think I have ever seen Katee Sackhoff this evil. It's kind of epic.
16. Oh my godddd I love it when Jack strangles people and whispers angrily.
17. Make the torture stopppppppp. Ughhh I hate it so much.
18. Oh mannnn I love Arlo. He and Chloe need to hook up.
19. Cole is gonna kill herrrrrr. Don't do itttt. Except, okay, Jack pretty much tried to do the same thing a hundred times with Nina. Just in secret locations rather than in the middle of CTU. Sort of. Maybe he'll be like the new Mrs. Gael?
20. Oh my godddd. So sad. :( :( :(
21. Awe man. Remember when the silent clock happened all the time? Now they've stopped killing the people we give a shit about. Which is good, it's like they're learning, but maybe we just don't give a shit about anyone. I mean, if someone like Arlo died, I would be sad, but more on the level of Curtis than it was for like, Edgar. Sigh sigh sighhh I miss Edgar.