Yeahhhhh it was kind of your fault. You did hire a mole. Idiotttt.
This is like the greatest moment of my life. Like I seriously never imagined Chloe taking over but it's kind of awesome and perfect and like, the best ever end to the show. I want her to hallucinate past heads of CTU giving her advice or something. Even though they're all super dead. I guess that works with the hallucination part. At first I was like, oooooh, she should call Bill for advice! Except oh yeahhh never mind.
Jack/Renee is so not sexy when things are normal and chill.
That was so uncalled for. Like, killing that dude? Not cool. Watching Jack and Renee have sex? Kind of creepy. Those Russians just don't know when to quit.
lmfao yeah "the president's not available, so his wife is going to sign all his peace treaties until he gets back."
I love that she calls him Secretary Kanin. So sexy. WHISPERING. SEXYYY.
There may be someone who can help us here. But I don't really want to call him because I don't have the energy to compete for your affections. The second he gets here, it is ON.
lmafo I am seriously crying right now. CHLOEEEEEEEE.
I kind of ship Hastings/Arlo? Why do I always ship people when they have to say goodbye?
"I'm available to you if you have any questions. Or if you just feel lonely, you know, at night and stuff."
lmfao Chloeeee have fun. This is like ER. Except Chloe would have no idea what the fuck she's doing. Not that she does anyway.
Hasting's office. My office. gahhhhhdaskdkjsaj
lmfao Kayla is such an idiot. "What does that mean? Are you going to get daddy's corpse and move his arm to make him sign the peace agreement?"
"Has my guest arrived?" Why does it sound like everyone in this episode is getting a hooker? Charles Logan = BEST HOOKER EVER. He's like a Nixon-themed hooker. I love it.
"Madam President, let me convey my condolences...this must be very hard for you." *Allison shifts her glance downwards* :P
I love how she like, burns him and he breaks. Except it's bullshit and he's manipulating her to get what he wants. I love a good manipulative relationship.
He is totally looking at her ass as she leaves. Don't even deny it.
Oh shitttttttttt. BE ALIVE, RENEE. THIS IS SO DRAMATIC. This is kind of sexy? Like, he's carrying her down a stairwell in nothing but a white sheet and she's bleeding all over him. Holy shit this is weirdly beautiful, the way she looks. omggg their love is true.
oh my god? oh my god !@?#@!?
jesus christ this is so depressing. like seriously Renee was the only person he's loved who ever understood him and all his crazy shit and misery. I mean he pretty much turned her into like, girl Jack. he totally fucked her up and it made her perfect for him. ohhhh my fucking god.
WHAT CAN WE EVEN DO WITH OUR LIVES NOW? reneeeeeee is goneeeeee. jack has nothinggggggg. except for that little girl named after his moron wife. spawn-spawn.
wellll i'm really happy he got laid first. like seriously, when's the last time he even had sex? i forget who else he's been with. the only legit person was audrey and that was twice as depressing. then there was clowdia (lame) and teri (lmfao) and nina (hellssss yes, bring that bitch back) and umm...who else has he been with? oh yeah kate lmfao. and connie britton. i feel like i'm missing one. oh wait, jack/martha was just in my head, wasn't it? wellllll crap.
anyway I need to go so I am going to conclude this post. I LOVE YOU FANDOM WORLDDD