[ooc] THE LEGEND
SAVED AND POSTED FOR SHURI'S MASOCHISTIC CURIOSITY. This is only a small chapter in babychan's mocking of Shuri's incestuous feelings for his Papa, but: the day we discovered the Precious Angel fic. Sadly none of the links work anymore :(
IT ALL STARTED HERE, WHEN TEITO WAS BROWSING FOR 07-GHOST JAPANESE BADFIC. At this point, Shuri wasn't in chan.
[16:58] <@Teito> ,mcvn fxjklgv
[16:58] <@Teito> jkzsdsdshkl
[16:58] <@Teito> omg
[16:58] <@Teito> what dfjksfa
[16:58] .....what
[16:58] what
[16:58] <@Teito> a. a Papa/Shuri fic exists...
[16:58] ......................a;lsdkjf;alksdjf
[16:58] auuuuuuuuuugh
[16:58] noooooooooo
[16:59] <@Teito> sob
[16:59] n-noooooooooooooo ;;;;
[16:59] sob
[16:59] <@Teito> ;;!
[16:59] w-why j-fandom why
[16:59] <@Teito> I. I don't know
[16:59] <@Teito> oh god
[16:59] <@Teito> reading it
[16:59] <@Teito> the horror
[17:00] . . . what
[17:00] <@Teito> ...
[17:00] * @Teito bookmarks to show shuri later
[17:03] <@Teito> ...okay lol online translations but. you can. get the gist by the end http://www.excite-webtl.jp/world/english/web/?wb_url=http%3A%2F%2Fid53.fm-p.jp%2F25%2Fgunpuku%2Findex.php%3Fmodule%3Dviewbk%26action%3Dppg%26stid%3D15%26bkid%3D394390%26bkrow%3D0%26pw%3D%26bkpw%3D&wb_lp=JAEN&wb_dis=2&wb_submit=+%96%7C+%96%F3+
[17:06] <@Teito> it's worse when you can read the japanese because the translation at least futses up and 'censors' a bit
[17:06] <@Teito> ...sob ayanami
[17:06] .........;;;;;;;;;
[17:06] <@Teito> I
[17:06] sooooob
[17:06] <@Teito> i found
[17:06] ...
[17:06] <@Teito> Papa/Shuri fic
[17:06] ..........what
[17:06] <@Teito> ...let me link
[17:06] <@Teito> there's also. Ayanami/Mikage fic
[17:07] ...well see that kinda makes sense though, at least.
[17:07] In a horrible way.
[17:07] <@Teito> ...;^;
[17:07] <@Teito> http://id53.fm-p.jp/25/gunpuku/index.php?module=viewbk&action=pdrm&stid=15&bkid=394390&bkrow=0&pw= also papa/shuri
[17:08] .....
[17:08] <@Teito> sob
[17:09] <@Teito> my eyes
AND LATER, SHURI APPEARED.
[22:23] also wtf is this incest with me Teito is telling me about
[22:23] <@Hakuren> ... WHAT
[22:23] <@Hakuren> wait, wait, WHAT
[22:23] J FANDOM STRIKES AGAIN
[22:24] <@Hakuren> SERIOUSLY??
[22:24] Ayanamiiii is taking a bath .-.
[22:24] It's me an' my papa evidently
[22:24] <@Hakuren> lkajr;airej;akfja;f AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:24] omg die
[22:24] go get sexed by Hyuuga
[22:24] <@Hakuren> F-for a moment I thought you meant, like, you and me
[22:24] <@Hakuren> but
[22:24] OH DID YOU SEE THAT SHURI
[22:24] orz
[22:24] <@Hakuren> that's more beautiful than I can imagine
[22:24] soooooob papa/shuri soooob
[22:25] TEITO IS JUST TELLING ME ABOUT IT I DON'T HAVE A LINK
[22:25] <@Hakuren> YOU LOVE YOUR PAPA SO MUCH
[22:25] <@Hakuren> SOOOOO MUCH
[22:25] DO YOU HAVE THE LINK KEIICHI???
[22:25] ....YES
[22:25] DO YOU WANT IT
[22:25] ... yes.
[22:25] ....ARE YOU SURE.
[22:25] ...
[22:25] <@Hakuren> I WANT IT!
[22:25] yes. I can't not look at it.
[22:25] Someone actually wrote fic about me
[22:25] <@Hakuren> SHARE KEIICHI :D
[22:25] http://id53.fm-p.jp/25/gunpuku/index.php?module=viewbk&action=pdrm&stid=15&bkid=394390&bkrow=0&pw=
[22:25] even if I am -- I don't even know
[22:25] t-there
[22:26] SCAR YOURSELVES AT WILL
[22:26] <@Hakuren> ... oh, it's even from Uncle's pov! :D
[22:26] oh thx
[22:26] please let him not talk about how hot I am or something
[22:26] I think he calls you pretty and delicate and beautiful several times
[22:26] or something like that
[22:26] oh gooood
[22:26] i dunno, /I/ can't read it
[22:26] <@Hakuren> oh
[22:26] <@Hakuren> my
[22:26] screw packing I must read this
[22:26] <@Hakuren> god
[22:26] <@Hakuren> OH
[22:26] <@Hakuren> MY
[22:26] <@Hakuren> GOD
[22:27] * @Hakuren is cracking up over here and it's only been like THREE LINES
[22:27] <%Frau> .........
[22:27] sdkfjs
[22:27] . . . I'm missing badfic ;;
[22:27] OH GOD INDEED
[22:27] I. Teito linked me to a vague auto-translation thing and. EVEN JUST THAT WAS PRETTY TERRIBLE...
[22:27] <@Hakuren> OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS!!!
[22:27] I DON'T KNOW HAKUREN GOD
[22:27] TO THE BADFICMOBILE?@
[22:27] *!
[22:28] <@Hakuren> --WE WOULD HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT FIRST BUT
[22:28] <%Frau> adlfkadls;fka;sdfkds'afk;sdalk CHOKES
[22:28] <@Hakuren> IT'S
[22:28] <@Hakuren> IT'S
[22:28] <@Hakuren> OH MY GOD JFANDOM
[22:28] Oh god can any of us really sit down and translate this
[22:28] <@Hakuren> I LOVE YOU
[22:28] <@Hakuren> ... not with a straight face
[22:28] <@Hakuren> I might sprain something first
[22:28] <%Frau> we can take turns
[22:28] <@Hakuren> SOB!!
[22:28] <%Frau> I volunteer myself for the least mind-breaking paragraph
[22:29] sdlkfjsdl I am not translating this because I am the victim here
[22:29] <@Hakuren> OH NO I THINK YOU SHOULD
[22:29] <@Hakuren> IT'S ~ALL ABOUT YOU~
[22:29] <%Frau> YES I THINK YOU SHOULD TOO
[22:29] <%Frau> YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW ~ALL ABOUT YOURSELF~
[22:29] DIE
[22:29] <@Hakuren> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:29] <@Hakuren> I LOVE THE WORLD
[22:29] p-poor Shuri
[22:29] poor poor Shuri
[22:29] * Keiichi PETS
[22:30] orz forever
[22:31] ......................
[22:31] <%Frau> you know what
[22:31] * @Hakuren just. LAUGHS
[22:31] lskds ls kdfj ls sldkfs ls
[22:31] <%Frau> I take that back THERE IS NO LEAST MIND BREAKING PARAGRAPH
[22:31] sdkj ss ksls ls
[22:31] pfffffffffffffffffft
[22:31] <%Frau> o-omg
[22:31] <%Frau> someone should fanart this
[22:32] .....frau
[22:32] NO GOD NO
[22:32] no fray no
[22:32] GO A WAY
[22:32] <@Hakuren> YOU'RE HIS PRETTY ANGEL
[22:32] <@Hakuren> HIS LOVE-- LOVEL--
[22:32] <@Hakuren> LOVELY
[22:32] <@Hakuren> ANGEL
[22:32] <@Hakuren> WHAT
[22:32] I'M SLOW AT READING JAPANESE OKAY
[22:32] <@Hakuren> s;ja;riaoerj;aq5afa oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
[22:33] trnjmk, badfic don't betray me by being in Japanese
[22:33] * Ayanami|bath is now known as Ayanami
[22:33] * [BPRD] is now known as Castor[scanning]
[22:33] I hate life
[22:33] I hate life
[22:33] <@Hakuren> DEVIT DEVIT SHURI IS HIS PAPA'S LOVELY ANGEL
[22:33] I hate life
[22:33] IN BED?
[22:33] Devit it... doesn't make much sense but Teito linked me to an online translation if you want and... THE ENDING IS PRETTY OBVIOUS IF NOTHING ELSE??
[22:33] DEVIT THIS IS BADFIC
[22:33] <@Hakuren> POSSIBLY
[22:33] OF COURSE IN BED
[22:33] soooob
[22:33] <@Hakuren> I LOVE THE WORLD
[22:34] <@Hakuren> THE WORLD, DO YOU HEAR ME!
[22:34] WHY IS THIS EVEN WORSE THAN YOUR HYUUGARAPE
[22:34] DAMN YOU 8(
[22:34] because it's papa/shuri
[22:34] <@Hakuren> 8DDDDDDD
[22:34] WHY CAN'T KONATSU RAPE ME
[22:34] * Morrolan is now known as LovelyAngelShuri
[22:34] oh my god die
[22:34] OAK ARROGANCE POWER: MAKEUP!
[22:34] <@Hakuren> jfa;lskr;arioajr;afj;afa XD XD!!
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri POWERPOSE
[22:35] .................
[22:35] <@Castor[scanning]> ....
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri was kicked by Castor[scanning] (...no.)
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri (~ysadrel@student3a-425.unh.edu) has joined #babydragon
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri is listening to Illegal Entry by See-Saw from .hack//LIMINALITY Original Soundtrack
[22:35] .........oh my gooood
[22:35] osjda sldkj slkdj slk
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri is listening to Illegal Entry by See-Saw from .hack//LIMINALITY Original Soundtrack
[22:35] YES EXACTLY
[22:35] <@Hakuren> akjfd;ar;ioarj;a!!
[22:35] YES
[22:35] ILLEGAL ENTRY
[22:35] .................N....NO WORDS
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri is now known as Morrolan
[22:36] I LOVE MY PSYCHIC MP3 PLAYER
[22:36] you cannot make me translate this
[22:36] <@Hakuren> IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH
[22:36] i-illegal entry oh my GOD
[22:36] <@Hakuren> But cousinnnnnnnnnnnnn
[22:36] soooooooooooooooob XDDD
[22:36] tryhuj,l7ghujk
[22:37] I wouldn't translate my forehead fetish and I AM NOT TRANSLATING THIS, JAPAN!
[22:37] <@Hakuren> god, where, where do I even start
[22:37] <@Hakuren> I just
[22:37] . . . forehead fetish
[22:37] <@Hakuren> keep reading the last page
[22:37] ... that's Kinon
[22:37] <@Hakuren> and I can't stop laughing
[22:37] I'm still on the second page because I have to keep stopping and crying
[22:38] <@Hakuren> YOUR PAPA IS A RAPIST COUSIN
[22:38] 8(
[22:38] <@Hakuren> YOU ARE HIS CUTE AND LOVELY SON
[22:39] <@Hakuren> and
[22:39] <@Hakuren> and
[22:39] <@Hakuren> god I should just translate this last page
[22:39] <@Hakuren> it's all your typical rapist-in-love stuff, but it's SHURI'S FATHER
[22:39] lskdfjslskds slkd lsk the second page is bad enough what is on there
[22:40] <@Hakuren> uh
[22:40] <@Hakuren> UH
[22:40] <%Frau> graphic description of your dad kissing you? :D?
[22:41] <@Hakuren> NO ACTUALLY IT'S TOTALLY GUSHY SAPPY STUFF
[22:41] <@Hakuren> I'm almost embarrassed to translate it XD
[22:41] baawwww
[22:43] oh my god I think I finished it
[22:43] wh yyy
[22:43] <@Hakuren> 8DDDD
[22:43] <@Hakuren> th-that last page, huh
[22:44] the--uh--everything is pretty bad
[22:44] <%Frau> I uh guess it ends on the note where you have sex with your father in the bathroom
[22:44] <%Frau> 8DD;;;
[22:44] I asasdlk AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T WRITE THE PORN... they didn't write the porn, did they, it's not on a hidden -- SHUT UP I KNOW
[22:45] <@Hakuren> ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[22:45] <%Frau> liek LET'S EAT LATER SON
[22:45] <%Frau> BUTTSECKS FIRST
[22:45] baaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww no dad no
[22:45] it is short though
[22:45] <%Frau> ....would you like it to be longer?
[22:45] <@Hakuren> YOU WEREN'T SAYING THAT IN THE FIC--
[22:45] it could. feasibly. be translated
[22:46] GET OUT
[22:46] <%Frau> |D
[22:46] I WISH I HAD AN OP
[22:46] DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD BE KICKING YOU
[22:46] <@Hakuren> TRANSLATE IT FOR OUR NON-JAPANESE SPEAKERS
[22:46] WHY DON'T YOU ;;
[22:47] <@Hakuren> BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME \o/
[22:47] 'packing rly' doesn't mean 'translating my father sexing me up'
[22:47] <@Hakuren> And yet
[22:47] <@Hakuren> HERE YOU ARE
[22:47] yeah stfu
[22:47] so next time we have a "YOUR FANDOM'S TERRIBLE CRACK SHIPS" srs poll, babychan will have a terrible, definite answer, huh
[22:47] * @Hakuren writes an adapted translation? 8D
[22:47] NOTHING TOPS PAPA/SHURI
[22:47] <@Hakuren> YES
[22:47] oh god
[22:48] ... I can't bookmark it I already exported my bookmarks
[22:48] <@Hakuren> It will be in our logs. 8)
[22:48] <%Frau> 8DD
[22:48] o thanks
[22:48] <%Frau> wlu shuri
[22:49] <@Hakuren> Abuse means I love you :D
[22:49] j-fandom is a cold, dark place
[22:49] <%Frau> and okay lecture part 2 for meee
[22:49] <%Frau> bbl guys o/
[22:49] bye. frau
[22:49] * Keiichi pets Shuri; there there
[22:49] <@Hakuren> BYE
[22:49] bye frauuuuu
[22:49] * %Frau (~kurogane@as50095.pc.nus.edu.sg) Quit (Quit: One day, Kinon was staring idly, when from afar, she saw Rossiu's forehead gleaming brightly. Looking at that sparkle, Kinon thought "Is this...love...?")
[22:49] oh there's more pain for me
[22:49] MY LIFE
[22:50] <@Hakuren> :D
[22:50] ...pffft.
[22:50] <@Hakuren> Ilu cousinnnnnn
[22:51] I... I'm not even sure what to say at a time like this.
[22:51] <@Hakuren> ... e-even the title ...
[22:51] --what's the title I missed it
[22:51] ohhh hiiiii
[22:51] <@Hakuren> "Watashi Dake no Takaramono"
[22:51] thaaaaaanks daaaaaad
[22:51] it says 'property' in my dictionary
[22:52] <@Castor[scanning]> ...
[22:52] <@Hakuren> "Takaramono" = treasure
[22:52] ...
[22:52] <@Hakuren> ... there is also an Ayanami x Mikage, "teacher and student version" and a Konatsu-->Shuri one.
[22:52] my dictionary says shoubutsu .-. --AHA! ME AND KONATSU!!!!!!1111
[22:52] <@Hakuren> ... I feel like it should go the other way around
[22:52] LET'S READ THIS ONE
[22:52] * Ayanami ....reads the scans about the new Suikoden game instead :|
[22:53] I am reading about my love k
[22:53] <@Hakuren> Your ~Oniisama~
[22:53] My oniisama~~~~~~~ I hope he doesn't rape me in the bathroom but if he did that would be ok
[22:54] <@Hakuren> I think it'd be more the other way around--
[22:54] ...
[22:54] in badfic anything is possible
[22:54] <@Hakuren> Exactly!
[22:54] orz
[22:55] o-oh shuri.
[22:56] I don't think anyone's raping anyone yet, it seems normal
[22:56] <@Hakuren> The biggest twist of all!
[22:57] SHOCKING
[22:58] I guess they wrote this and then thought it was too boring and needed more incestraep-though-actually-it-was-pretty-consensual so they wrote the other one
[22:58] w-well. I can't think of any OTHER reason someone would write Papa/Shuri
[22:58] <@Hakuren> ... that's a perfectly good reason to write horribly scarring things
[22:59] whoops recommenting Hakuren
[22:59] <@Hakuren> Okay o/
[22:59] HEY
[22:59] <@Hakuren> WHAT
[22:59] I LIKE THIS WHOLE KONATSU IDEA BETTER ;;
[22:59] <@Hakuren> HEY GUYS HEY GUYS I HAVE A FOUR HOUR BUS TRIP TOMORROW ... 8D
[23:00] .............
[23:00] <@Hakuren> :D
[23:00] <@Castor[scanning]> ... a wha
[23:00] .........FUNTIMES
[23:00] wheeee
[23:00] I get to drive
[23:00] <@Hakuren> SO
[23:00] <@Hakuren> THE POINT IS
[23:00] <@Hakuren> I COULD WRITE SOMETHING HORRIBLE ..
[23:00] ...
[23:01] WRITE FIC
[23:01] FOR UUUUUS
[23:01] oh my god don't you dare write my papa molesting me in the bathroom.
SADLY, she didn't. LATER:
[23:17] <@Teito> ...hakuren omg are you. translating the bad Shuri incest fic
[23:17] <@Teito> OMG
[23:18] <@Teito> IT IS AMAZING ISN'T IT HAKUREN
[23:18] <+Shuri|packingrly> omg die
[23:18] <@Teito> I JUST CRIED AT IT
[23:18] <@Teito> FOR AGES
[23:18] <+Shuri|packingrly> THE KONATSU/SHURI ONE WAS KIND OF CUTE AND ALSO HE DIDN'T RAPE ME.
[23:18] <@Hakuren> I AM NOT TRANSLATING IT REALLY BUT
[23:18] <@Hakuren> I-I just
[23:18] <@Hakuren> couldn't stop laughing
[23:18] <@Hakuren> the last page, omg
[23:19] <+Shuri|packingrly> You think you have issues with your father HAKUREN
[23:19] <@Hakuren> I HAVE ISSUES WITH MY FATHER, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT LETTING HIM--
and then we got sidetracked by NEW CHAPTER YAY
[23:26] <@Teito> IN THE MEANTIME hakuren the schoolversion! Ayanami/Mikage fic hurts me too :(
[23:26] <@Teito> but nothing tops Papa/Shuri
[23:26] <+Shuri|packingrly> guys ping me when -- 8|
[23:27] <@Teito> keiichi was here when i was spazzing over it this morning
[23:27] soooob
[23:27] <+Shuri|packingrly> ping me when the chapter is actually scanned because I'm actually packing right now
[23:27] <@Hakuren> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:27] KAY SHURI |D
[23:27] <@Hakuren> I didn't read any of the other fic on that site, Teito. XD I was too busy going !!! at the whole Papa/Sh*ri thing
[23:28] <@Teito> hahaha
[23:28] <@Teito> IT IS PRETTY AMAZING THOUGH ISN'T IT HAKUREN
[23:28] <@Hakuren> OH YES
[23:28] <@Hakuren> ~FABULOUS~
[23:28] <@Teito> I. I really kinda do want it translated in english...
[23:28] <@Hakuren> I would write an adaption, only I don't hate myself that much. :')
[23:29] * Morrolan is now known as Morrolan|Raiding
[23:29] <@Teito> XDD
[23:29] <@Hakuren> BUT I have a four-hour bus ride tomorrow
[23:29] <@Hakuren> Give me a prompt of some fashion and I will have something to do other than sleep
[23:30] <@Teito> ...Papa/Shuri: the bestest'
[23:31] <+Shuri|packingrly> ... die teito die
[23:31] <@Hakuren> ... No.
[23:31] <@Teito> aww
[23:31] <@Hakuren> I said I don't hate myself that much. :')
[23:31] <@Teito> but :<
[23:31] <@Hakuren> No. :<
[23:31] * @Teito kicks ground, o well
[23:31] <+Shuri|packingrly> You can write 'the bestest' about JUST ME AND NOT MY PAPA MOLESTING ME
[23:31] <@Teito> ...but that isn't fun at all
[23:31] <+Shuri|packingrly> yes it is
[23:31] <+Shuri|packingrly> it has me in it still
[23:32] <@Hakuren> ...
[23:32] <@Teito> ..... Kontasu/Shuri: date rape
[23:32] <@Hakuren> Go PACK.
[23:32] <+Shuri|packingrly> .......
[23:37] <@Teito> mikage guess what. guess what.
[23:37] <@Teito> Papa./Shuri fic exists
[23:37] <@Mikage> what what
[23:37] Mikage~
[23:37] <+Shuri|packingrly> no oh god
[23:37] <@Mikage> ...........why would anyone write that
[23:38] <@Teito> 8D
[23:38] <+Shuri|packingrly> it's so. so. ....
[23:38] <@Teito> J!FANDOM IS AMAZING
[23:38] <+Shuri|packingrly> amazingly horrible
[23:38] <@Hakuren> BECAUSE THEY LOVE OUR PAIN MIKAGE \o/
[23:38] <@Mikage> my brain hurts at the very THOUGHT
[23:38] I WONDERED THE SAME THING MIKAGE
[23:38] * +Shuri|packingrly writes Mikage's father molesting him too out of spite
and when Shuri was logging off for the night:
[03:02] <@Teito> shuri don't let your papa molest you while you're away
[03:02] I WILL MISS YOU SHURI
[03:02] niiight shuriii night castorrr
[03:02] That's.
[03:02] wai wai bishi-kun
[03:02] An interesting nickname.
[03:02] ..... dammit teito
[03:02] ;o;
[03:02] * @Hakuren pets Devit and lets him vent |D
[03:02] <@Teito> :D
[03:02] <@Hakuren> G'LUCK SHURI
[03:02] I HAD FORGOTTEN IT
[03:02] * @Teito WILL NEVER LET YOU LIVE THAT FIC DOWN SHURI
[03:02] K BYYYYEEEEeeeee sob
AND WE NEVER DID.
IT ALL STARTED HERE, WHEN TEITO WAS BROWSING FOR 07-GHOST JAPANESE BADFIC. At this point, Shuri wasn't in chan.
[16:58] <@Teito> ,mcvn fxjklgv
[16:58] <@Teito> jkzsdsdshkl
[16:58] <@Teito> omg
[16:58] <@Teito> what dfjksfa
[16:58] .....what
[16:58] what
[16:58] <@Teito> a. a Papa/Shuri fic exists...
[16:58] ......................a;lsdkjf;alksdjf
[16:58] auuuuuuuuuugh
[16:58] noooooooooo
[16:59] <@Teito> sob
[16:59] n-noooooooooooooo ;;;;
[16:59] sob
[16:59] <@Teito> ;;!
[16:59] w-why j-fandom why
[16:59] <@Teito> I. I don't know
[16:59] <@Teito> oh god
[16:59] <@Teito> reading it
[16:59] <@Teito> the horror
[17:00] . . . what
[17:00] <@Teito> ...
[17:00] * @Teito bookmarks to show shuri later
[17:03] <@Teito> ...okay lol online translations but. you can. get the gist by the end http://www.excite-webtl.jp/world/english/web/?wb_url=http%3A%2F%2Fid53.fm-p.jp%2F25%2Fgunpuku%2Findex.php%3Fmodule%3Dviewbk%26action%3Dppg%26stid%3D15%26bkid%3D394390%26bkrow%3D0%26pw%3D%26bkpw%3D&wb_lp=JAEN&wb_dis=2&wb_submit=+%96%7C+%96%F3+
[17:06] <@Teito> it's worse when you can read the japanese because the translation at least futses up and 'censors' a bit
[17:06] <@Teito> ...sob ayanami
[17:06] .........;;;;;;;;;
[17:06] <@Teito> I
[17:06] sooooob
[17:06] <@Teito> i found
[17:06] ...
[17:06] <@Teito> Papa/Shuri fic
[17:06] ..........what
[17:06] <@Teito> ...let me link
[17:06] <@Teito> there's also. Ayanami/Mikage fic
[17:07] ...well see that kinda makes sense though, at least.
[17:07] In a horrible way.
[17:07] <@Teito> ...;^;
[17:07] <@Teito> http://id53.fm-p.jp/25/gunpuku/index.php?module=viewbk&action=pdrm&stid=15&bkid=394390&bkrow=0&pw= also papa/shuri
[17:08] .....
[17:08] <@Teito> sob
[17:09] <@Teito> my eyes
AND LATER, SHURI APPEARED.
[22:23] also wtf is this incest with me Teito is telling me about
[22:23] <@Hakuren> ... WHAT
[22:23] <@Hakuren> wait, wait, WHAT
[22:23] J FANDOM STRIKES AGAIN
[22:24] <@Hakuren> SERIOUSLY??
[22:24] Ayanamiiii is taking a bath .-.
[22:24] It's me an' my papa evidently
[22:24] <@Hakuren> lkajr;airej;akfja;f AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:24] omg die
[22:24] go get sexed by Hyuuga
[22:24] <@Hakuren> F-for a moment I thought you meant, like, you and me
[22:24] <@Hakuren> but
[22:24] OH DID YOU SEE THAT SHURI
[22:24] orz
[22:24] <@Hakuren> that's more beautiful than I can imagine
[22:24] soooooob papa/shuri soooob
[22:25] TEITO IS JUST TELLING ME ABOUT IT I DON'T HAVE A LINK
[22:25] <@Hakuren> YOU LOVE YOUR PAPA SO MUCH
[22:25] <@Hakuren> SOOOOO MUCH
[22:25] DO YOU HAVE THE LINK KEIICHI???
[22:25] ....YES
[22:25] DO YOU WANT IT
[22:25] ... yes.
[22:25] ....ARE YOU SURE.
[22:25] ...
[22:25] <@Hakuren> I WANT IT!
[22:25] yes. I can't not look at it.
[22:25] Someone actually wrote fic about me
[22:25] <@Hakuren> SHARE KEIICHI :D
[22:25] http://id53.fm-p.jp/25/gunpuku/index.php?module=viewbk&action=pdrm&stid=15&bkid=394390&bkrow=0&pw=
[22:25] even if I am -- I don't even know
[22:25] t-there
[22:26] SCAR YOURSELVES AT WILL
[22:26] <@Hakuren> ... oh, it's even from Uncle's pov! :D
[22:26] oh thx
[22:26] please let him not talk about how hot I am or something
[22:26] I think he calls you pretty and delicate and beautiful several times
[22:26] or something like that
[22:26] oh gooood
[22:26] i dunno, /I/ can't read it
[22:26] <@Hakuren> oh
[22:26] <@Hakuren> my
[22:26] screw packing I must read this
[22:26] <@Hakuren> god
[22:26] <@Hakuren> OH
[22:26] <@Hakuren> MY
[22:26] <@Hakuren> GOD
[22:27] * @Hakuren is cracking up over here and it's only been like THREE LINES
[22:27] <%Frau> .........
[22:27] sdkfjs
[22:27] . . . I'm missing badfic ;;
[22:27] OH GOD INDEED
[22:27] I. Teito linked me to a vague auto-translation thing and. EVEN JUST THAT WAS PRETTY TERRIBLE...
[22:27] <@Hakuren> OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS!!!
[22:27] I DON'T KNOW HAKUREN GOD
[22:27] TO THE BADFICMOBILE?@
[22:27] *!
[22:28] <@Hakuren> --WE WOULD HAVE TO TRANSLATE IT FIRST BUT
[22:28] <%Frau> adlfkadls;fka;sdfkds'afk;sdalk CHOKES
[22:28] <@Hakuren> IT'S
[22:28] <@Hakuren> IT'S
[22:28] <@Hakuren> OH MY GOD JFANDOM
[22:28] Oh god can any of us really sit down and translate this
[22:28] <@Hakuren> I LOVE YOU
[22:28] <@Hakuren> ... not with a straight face
[22:28] <@Hakuren> I might sprain something first
[22:28] <%Frau> we can take turns
[22:28] <@Hakuren> SOB!!
[22:28] <%Frau> I volunteer myself for the least mind-breaking paragraph
[22:29] sdlkfjsdl I am not translating this because I am the victim here
[22:29] <@Hakuren> OH NO I THINK YOU SHOULD
[22:29] <@Hakuren> IT'S ~ALL ABOUT YOU~
[22:29] <%Frau> YES I THINK YOU SHOULD TOO
[22:29] <%Frau> YOU WOULD WANT TO KNOW ~ALL ABOUT YOURSELF~
[22:29] DIE
[22:29] <@Hakuren> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[22:29] <@Hakuren> I LOVE THE WORLD
[22:29] p-poor Shuri
[22:29] poor poor Shuri
[22:29] * Keiichi PETS
[22:30] orz forever
[22:31] ......................
[22:31] <%Frau> you know what
[22:31] * @Hakuren just. LAUGHS
[22:31] lskds ls kdfj ls sldkfs ls
[22:31] <%Frau> I take that back THERE IS NO LEAST MIND BREAKING PARAGRAPH
[22:31] sdkj ss ksls ls
[22:31] pfffffffffffffffffft
[22:31] <%Frau> o-omg
[22:31] <%Frau> someone should fanart this
[22:32] .....frau
[22:32] NO GOD NO
[22:32] no fray no
[22:32] GO A WAY
[22:32] <@Hakuren> YOU'RE HIS PRETTY ANGEL
[22:32] <@Hakuren> HIS LOVE-- LOVEL--
[22:32] <@Hakuren> LOVELY
[22:32] <@Hakuren> ANGEL
[22:32] <@Hakuren> WHAT
[22:32] I'M SLOW AT READING JAPANESE OKAY
[22:32] <@Hakuren> s;ja;riaoerj;aq5afa oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
[22:33] trnjmk, badfic don't betray me by being in Japanese
[22:33] * Ayanami|bath is now known as Ayanami
[22:33] * [BPRD] is now known as Castor[scanning]
[22:33] I hate life
[22:33] I hate life
[22:33] <@Hakuren> DEVIT DEVIT SHURI IS HIS PAPA'S LOVELY ANGEL
[22:33] I hate life
[22:33] IN BED?
[22:33] Devit it... doesn't make much sense but Teito linked me to an online translation if you want and... THE ENDING IS PRETTY OBVIOUS IF NOTHING ELSE??
[22:33] DEVIT THIS IS BADFIC
[22:33] <@Hakuren> POSSIBLY
[22:33] OF COURSE IN BED
[22:33] soooob
[22:33] <@Hakuren> I LOVE THE WORLD
[22:34] <@Hakuren> THE WORLD, DO YOU HEAR ME!
[22:34] WHY IS THIS EVEN WORSE THAN YOUR HYUUGARAPE
[22:34] DAMN YOU 8(
[22:34] because it's papa/shuri
[22:34] <@Hakuren> 8DDDDDDD
[22:34] WHY CAN'T KONATSU RAPE ME
[22:34] * Morrolan is now known as LovelyAngelShuri
[22:34] oh my god die
[22:34] OAK ARROGANCE POWER: MAKEUP!
[22:34] <@Hakuren> jfa;lskr;arioajr;afj;afa XD XD!!
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri POWERPOSE
[22:35] .................
[22:35] <@Castor[scanning]> ....
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri was kicked by Castor[scanning] (...no.)
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri (~ysadrel@student3a-425.unh.edu) has joined #babydragon
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri is listening to Illegal Entry by See-Saw from .hack//LIMINALITY Original Soundtrack
[22:35] .........oh my gooood
[22:35] osjda sldkj slkdj slk
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri is listening to Illegal Entry by See-Saw from .hack//LIMINALITY Original Soundtrack
[22:35] YES EXACTLY
[22:35] <@Hakuren> akjfd;ar;ioarj;a!!
[22:35] YES
[22:35] ILLEGAL ENTRY
[22:35] .................N....NO WORDS
[22:35] * LovelyAngelShuri is now known as Morrolan
[22:36] I LOVE MY PSYCHIC MP3 PLAYER
[22:36] you cannot make me translate this
[22:36] <@Hakuren> IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH
[22:36] i-illegal entry oh my GOD
[22:36] <@Hakuren> But cousinnnnnnnnnnnnn
[22:36] soooooooooooooooob XDDD
[22:36] tryhuj,l7ghujk
[22:37] I wouldn't translate my forehead fetish and I AM NOT TRANSLATING THIS, JAPAN!
[22:37] <@Hakuren> god, where, where do I even start
[22:37] <@Hakuren> I just
[22:37] . . . forehead fetish
[22:37] <@Hakuren> keep reading the last page
[22:37] ... that's Kinon
[22:37] <@Hakuren> and I can't stop laughing
[22:37] I'm still on the second page because I have to keep stopping and crying
[22:38] <@Hakuren> YOUR PAPA IS A RAPIST COUSIN
[22:38] 8(
[22:38] <@Hakuren> YOU ARE HIS CUTE AND LOVELY SON
[22:39] <@Hakuren> and
[22:39] <@Hakuren> and
[22:39] <@Hakuren> god I should just translate this last page
[22:39] <@Hakuren> it's all your typical rapist-in-love stuff, but it's SHURI'S FATHER
[22:39] lskdfjslskds slkd lsk the second page is bad enough what is on there
[22:40] <@Hakuren> uh
[22:40] <@Hakuren> UH
[22:40] <%Frau> graphic description of your dad kissing you? :D?
[22:41] <@Hakuren> NO ACTUALLY IT'S TOTALLY GUSHY SAPPY STUFF
[22:41] <@Hakuren> I'm almost embarrassed to translate it XD
[22:41] baawwww
[22:43] oh my god I think I finished it
[22:43] wh yyy
[22:43] <@Hakuren> 8DDDD
[22:43] <@Hakuren> th-that last page, huh
[22:44] the--uh--everything is pretty bad
[22:44] <%Frau> I uh guess it ends on the note where you have sex with your father in the bathroom
[22:44] <%Frau> 8DD;;;
[22:44] I asasdlk AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T WRITE THE PORN... they didn't write the porn, did they, it's not on a hidden -- SHUT UP I KNOW
[22:45] <@Hakuren> ahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[22:45] <%Frau> liek LET'S EAT LATER SON
[22:45] <%Frau> BUTTSECKS FIRST
[22:45] baaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww no dad no
[22:45] it is short though
[22:45] <%Frau> ....would you like it to be longer?
[22:45] <@Hakuren> YOU WEREN'T SAYING THAT IN THE FIC--
[22:45] it could. feasibly. be translated
[22:46] GET OUT
[22:46] <%Frau> |D
[22:46] I WISH I HAD AN OP
[22:46] DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WOULD BE KICKING YOU
[22:46] <@Hakuren> TRANSLATE IT FOR OUR NON-JAPANESE SPEAKERS
[22:46] WHY DON'T YOU ;;
[22:47] <@Hakuren> BECAUSE IT'S NOT ME \o/
[22:47] 'packing rly' doesn't mean 'translating my father sexing me up'
[22:47] <@Hakuren> And yet
[22:47] <@Hakuren> HERE YOU ARE
[22:47] yeah stfu
[22:47] so next time we have a "YOUR FANDOM'S TERRIBLE CRACK SHIPS" srs poll, babychan will have a terrible, definite answer, huh
[22:47] * @Hakuren writes an adapted translation? 8D
[22:47] NOTHING TOPS PAPA/SHURI
[22:47] <@Hakuren> YES
[22:47] oh god
[22:48] ... I can't bookmark it I already exported my bookmarks
[22:48] <@Hakuren> It will be in our logs. 8)
[22:48] <%Frau> 8DD
[22:48] o thanks
[22:48] <%Frau> wlu shuri
[22:49] <@Hakuren> Abuse means I love you :D
[22:49] j-fandom is a cold, dark place
[22:49] <%Frau> and okay lecture part 2 for meee
[22:49] <%Frau> bbl guys o/
[22:49] bye. frau
[22:49] * Keiichi pets Shuri; there there
[22:49] <@Hakuren> BYE
[22:49] bye frauuuuu
[22:49] * %Frau (~kurogane@as50095.pc.nus.edu.sg) Quit (Quit: One day, Kinon was staring idly, when from afar, she saw Rossiu's forehead gleaming brightly. Looking at that sparkle, Kinon thought "Is this...love...?")
[22:49] oh there's more pain for me
[22:49] MY LIFE
[22:50] <@Hakuren> :D
[22:50] ...pffft.
[22:50] <@Hakuren> Ilu cousinnnnnn
[22:51] I... I'm not even sure what to say at a time like this.
[22:51] <@Hakuren> ... e-even the title ...
[22:51] --what's the title I missed it
[22:51] ohhh hiiiii
[22:51] <@Hakuren> "Watashi Dake no Takaramono"
[22:51] thaaaaaanks daaaaaad
[22:51] it says 'property' in my dictionary
[22:52] <@Castor[scanning]> ...
[22:52] <@Hakuren> "Takaramono" = treasure
[22:52] ...
[22:52] <@Hakuren> ... there is also an Ayanami x Mikage, "teacher and student version" and a Konatsu-->Shuri one.
[22:52] my dictionary says shoubutsu .-. --AHA! ME AND KONATSU!!!!!!1111
[22:52] <@Hakuren> ... I feel like it should go the other way around
[22:52] LET'S READ THIS ONE
[22:52] * Ayanami ....reads the scans about the new Suikoden game instead :|
[22:53] I am reading about my love k
[22:53] <@Hakuren> Your ~Oniisama~
[22:53] My oniisama~~~~~~~ I hope he doesn't rape me in the bathroom but if he did that would be ok
[22:54] <@Hakuren> I think it'd be more the other way around--
[22:54] ...
[22:54] in badfic anything is possible
[22:54] <@Hakuren> Exactly!
[22:54] orz
[22:55] o-oh shuri.
[22:56] I don't think anyone's raping anyone yet, it seems normal
[22:56] <@Hakuren> The biggest twist of all!
[22:57] SHOCKING
[22:58] I guess they wrote this and then thought it was too boring and needed more incestraep-though-actually-it-was-pretty-consensual so they wrote the other one
[22:58] w-well. I can't think of any OTHER reason someone would write Papa/Shuri
[22:58] <@Hakuren> ... that's a perfectly good reason to write horribly scarring things
[22:59] whoops recommenting Hakuren
[22:59] <@Hakuren> Okay o/
[22:59] HEY
[22:59] <@Hakuren> WHAT
[22:59] I LIKE THIS WHOLE KONATSU IDEA BETTER ;;
[22:59] <@Hakuren> HEY GUYS HEY GUYS I HAVE A FOUR HOUR BUS TRIP TOMORROW ... 8D
[23:00] .............
[23:00] <@Hakuren> :D
[23:00] <@Castor[scanning]> ... a wha
[23:00] .........FUNTIMES
[23:00] wheeee
[23:00] I get to drive
[23:00] <@Hakuren> SO
[23:00] <@Hakuren> THE POINT IS
[23:00] <@Hakuren> I COULD WRITE SOMETHING HORRIBLE ..
[23:00] ...
[23:01] WRITE FIC
[23:01] FOR UUUUUS
[23:01] oh my god don't you dare write my papa molesting me in the bathroom.
SADLY, she didn't. LATER:
[23:17] <@Teito> ...hakuren omg are you. translating the bad Shuri incest fic
[23:17] <@Teito> OMG
[23:18] <@Teito> IT IS AMAZING ISN'T IT HAKUREN
[23:18] <+Shuri|packingrly> omg die
[23:18] <@Teito> I JUST CRIED AT IT
[23:18] <@Teito> FOR AGES
[23:18] <+Shuri|packingrly> THE KONATSU/SHURI ONE WAS KIND OF CUTE AND ALSO HE DIDN'T RAPE ME.
[23:18] <@Hakuren> I AM NOT TRANSLATING IT REALLY BUT
[23:18] <@Hakuren> I-I just
[23:18] <@Hakuren> couldn't stop laughing
[23:18] <@Hakuren> the last page, omg
[23:19] <+Shuri|packingrly> You think you have issues with your father HAKUREN
[23:19] <@Hakuren> I HAVE ISSUES WITH MY FATHER, BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT LETTING HIM--
and then we got sidetracked by NEW CHAPTER YAY
[23:26] <@Teito> IN THE MEANTIME hakuren the schoolversion! Ayanami/Mikage fic hurts me too :(
[23:26] <@Teito> but nothing tops Papa/Shuri
[23:26] <+Shuri|packingrly> guys ping me when -- 8|
[23:27] <@Teito> keiichi was here when i was spazzing over it this morning
[23:27] soooob
[23:27] <+Shuri|packingrly> ping me when the chapter is actually scanned because I'm actually packing right now
[23:27] <@Hakuren> Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[23:27] KAY SHURI |D
[23:27] <@Hakuren> I didn't read any of the other fic on that site, Teito. XD I was too busy going !!! at the whole Papa/Sh*ri thing
[23:28] <@Teito> hahaha
[23:28] <@Teito> IT IS PRETTY AMAZING THOUGH ISN'T IT HAKUREN
[23:28] <@Hakuren> OH YES
[23:28] <@Hakuren> ~FABULOUS~
[23:28] <@Teito> I. I really kinda do want it translated in english...
[23:28] <@Hakuren> I would write an adaption, only I don't hate myself that much. :')
[23:29] * Morrolan is now known as Morrolan|Raiding
[23:29] <@Teito> XDD
[23:29] <@Hakuren> BUT I have a four-hour bus ride tomorrow
[23:29] <@Hakuren> Give me a prompt of some fashion and I will have something to do other than sleep
[23:30] <@Teito> ...Papa/Shuri: the bestest'
[23:31] <+Shuri|packingrly> ... die teito die
[23:31] <@Hakuren> ... No.
[23:31] <@Teito> aww
[23:31] <@Hakuren> I said I don't hate myself that much. :')
[23:31] <@Teito> but :<
[23:31] <@Hakuren> No. :<
[23:31] * @Teito kicks ground, o well
[23:31] <+Shuri|packingrly> You can write 'the bestest' about JUST ME AND NOT MY PAPA MOLESTING ME
[23:31] <@Teito> ...but that isn't fun at all
[23:31] <+Shuri|packingrly> yes it is
[23:31] <+Shuri|packingrly> it has me in it still
[23:32] <@Hakuren> ...
[23:32] <@Teito> ..... Kontasu/Shuri: date rape
[23:32] <@Hakuren> Go PACK.
[23:32] <+Shuri|packingrly> .......
[23:37] <@Teito> mikage guess what. guess what.
[23:37] <@Teito> Papa./Shuri fic exists
[23:37] <@Mikage> what what
[23:37] Mikage~
[23:37] <+Shuri|packingrly> no oh god
[23:37] <@Mikage> ...........why would anyone write that
[23:38] <@Teito> 8D
[23:38] <+Shuri|packingrly> it's so. so. ....
[23:38] <@Teito> J!FANDOM IS AMAZING
[23:38] <+Shuri|packingrly> amazingly horrible
[23:38] <@Hakuren> BECAUSE THEY LOVE OUR PAIN MIKAGE \o/
[23:38] <@Mikage> my brain hurts at the very THOUGHT
[23:38] I WONDERED THE SAME THING MIKAGE
[23:38] * +Shuri|packingrly writes Mikage's father molesting him too out of spite
and when Shuri was logging off for the night:
[03:02] <@Teito> shuri don't let your papa molest you while you're away
[03:02] I WILL MISS YOU SHURI
[03:02] niiight shuriii night castorrr
[03:02] That's.
[03:02] wai wai bishi-kun
[03:02] An interesting nickname.
[03:02] ..... dammit teito
[03:02] ;o;
[03:02] * @Hakuren pets Devit and lets him vent |D
[03:02] <@Teito> :D
[03:02] <@Hakuren> G'LUCK SHURI
[03:02] I HAD FORGOTTEN IT
[03:02] * @Teito WILL NEVER LET YOU LIVE THAT FIC DOWN SHURI
[03:02] K BYYYYEEEEeeeee sob
AND WE NEVER DID.