Voicemail

[whenshewasnice]

This is Nat's voicemail. I'm busy, so leave a message after the tone.

BEEP.

You've reached Envy. Speak.

BEEP.

Comments

[dollpocalypse]

This drunk text was short and simple and even spelled correctly! Imagine that.

teach me how to meta?

[whenshewasnice]

Natalie squinted at her phone.

No. Are you drunk again?

[dollpocalypse]

very

So, that settled that.

please?

[whenshewasnice]

No. You either have the ability or you don't. So I couldn't even if I wanted to.

Yes, she was implying she didn't want to.

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[not_trivial]

Seriously, the Fandom phone lines were not nice at all. Nope.

"Iz. It's me. Is it rude to ask someone out by voicemail?"

Re: Crazy Phone Day(s)!

[whenshewasnice]

[And it went here!]

Crazy Phone Day

[lockestheway]

As always, I appreciate your nosiness, but I really can get advice from more important figures than a snarky housewife with delusions of grandeur.

Send you-know-who all my love, I hope he doesn't get a crick in his neck from leaning over your shoulder all the time.

Your least favorite manufactured product,
Peter.

Well. There was some karmic payback involved there somewhere. Though Peter's relationship with his parents was notably different.

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[whenshewasnice]

[And this went here!]

[professor_lyman]

From here:

"Don't you call me a poopy-head! I worked for two different Presidents of the United States and one of which worked primarily in Latin and obscure phrases! I will beat you like a drum, rhetorically, my friend."

[kirked]

[From here!]

"I'll show people pictures of us doing all kinds of things!"

He didn't even know what these pictures were and he didn't even recognize the voice but he could still play along.

"You know all that stuff we did? Yeah, I recorded it and I'm showing it to people."

Probably not the best recipient for this voicemail.