so i've been pretty lazy with my posts and have decided that this morning is the one where i make a post about my trip to Montreal. After a week, i havent gotten a full nights sleep until tonight and im bored waiting for krystal to come home from work. anyways...heres a day to day point form story of what happened.


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quote of the night

random black guy: hey girls
us: *ignore*
B.G.: what you don't like niggers?
Krystal: NO
B.G.: i don't like niggers either!
Krystal: ohhhhhh no! i meant i don't like boys
Me: yo man, why you hitting on my girlfriend? shes NOT interested.

one of those things you had to be there for

so it just occured to krystal and i that we are going to montreal. like for real now. everything is for sure and there are no maybes.

what's funny is we are going all the way there to party with a dude i met off meetmeinto and his buddy.

tell me how stoked youd be?!!?!?!?!?!

leave comments abotu cool places to check out.

ALRIGHT SO THIS IS A STOLEN IDEA.

but i really wanna get a few things off my chest. so here's whats going to happen...i say what i've always wanted to say without saying who it's to. and you cant be mad/happy to assume that i am talking or not talking about you. some of them might be obvious.

i will probobly never love anyone as much as you. ( Read more... )

ME: dude, please don't look at me while i pee, my undies might be dirty.
KRYSTAL: why the fuck would i look?
ME: you might just quickly glance and be grossed out!!!!
KRYSTAL: dude you saw my shit floating around when you were unclogging the toilet
ME AND KRYSTAL: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaSo last night we went to my friend Ted ( Read more... )

So last night Krystal and I had a very cute girls night.
We smoked a joint and right beofre the burn out stage we decided to take a bubble bath together.
After taking a few pictures and my boobs flopping everywhere, these were the end results.

Be jealous of me and my girlfriend/best friend, because we are cuter than you.

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waiting for laundry

( killing time..... )

haha so i got stoned tonight and came home and started munching out, letting my friend cody watch me on cam....and i cracked open my last can of pop. heres what happened after i kicked it off my desk....

Margy says:
SHIT i jsut spilt a whoel cock
who is it? -does aneyone have an old cell phone?? says:
what?
Margy says:
balls
Margy says:
brb
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So for the past while, i have had the most fucked up sleeping schedule. I don't go to sleep until about 4-5 and i wake up at about 2 or 3. Last night was no different. As i was sitting in my bed watching a movie that i've already seen a zillion times, but that night was different. i needed to get rid of a lame routine so i picked up the book David ( Read more... )