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Mar 27, 2009 12:37


Would you rather be a priest or a drug dealer?
well i'm a legal ordained minister, and i have been a drug dealer.

Last time you got a shot, what was it of?
cheap tequila

Are you one of those people who hate crying in front of others?
crying isn't really a reaction for me unless i'm just really happy. but no, i'm not embarrassed.

What's something you often have in your hand(s)?
cell phone, or some titties

Is there some homework you should be doing now?
fuck homework

Have you ever spilled bong water on your bed?
i don't think so. miles spilled bong water in my couch and tried to play it off like nothing happened

Do you have school spirit?
i don't go to school at the moment

What's the last thing you heard being said?
meoowwww

Who understands you the best?
i don't think anyone is close to understanding me, but the closest ones are either my grandma, sister or mom

If you went to a Yankees and a Redsox game, which side would you sit on?
i don't give a fuck

How many mirrors are in the room with you?
one, and i think there is another in my dresser

Is there anything around your neck?
no

What does your wallet look like?
its a magic wallet

What was the last mistake you made?
failing at the cat and string theory. women confuse me.

What do you waste your time on?
the internet

What were you doing this time yesterday?
sleeping

When's the last time you had a bloody nose?
last time i snorted some powder

Who's car were you in last?
kalis

Why did you last laugh?
fuck idk.

How will you celebrate Valentine's Day?
if i have a girl, get fucked up and have a lot of sex.
if i don't have a girl, get even more fucked up and hopefully have sex anyway.

How far can you go on half a tank of gas?
probably a little farther than columbus.

Do you believe you can change someone?
everyone can. its called influence.

Have you ever trusted someone too much?
yeah, i used to trust everyone and love everyone, then i got fucked over way too much, so now i'm kind of a dick.

What's the last thing that really upset you?
fucking women

When showering, do you start the water and then get in, or get in then start the water?
most of the time i start it, then get in.

What's the last song you sang?
i don't remember, i am always singing.

What are your plans for the weekend?
lots of alcohol and marijuana. some bitches. you know, the usual.

Does every family have a crazy uncle?
maybe?

Have you ever smuggled something into America?
i flew mushrooms and klonopins into florida before.

Where was the very last place you went besides your house?
damiens

Will you be in a relationship in 4 months?
its just as possible as it is improbable

Is there any meaning behind your profile song?
i love all of them

What are you doing tomorrow?
the usual.

Have you ever kissed anyone whose name started with an A?
yup

Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
for sure

Have you told anyone you loved them today?
nope

Do you have a secret that you've never told anyone?
no, i'm very open.

Last thing you did before bed last night?
came home, smoked, made food, fell asleep watching the l word. best show ever.

Do you get mad easily?
there are few things that make me mad, but i guess those things make me mad easily.

What are you thinking of right now?
pussy money weed

What do you want to be when you grow up?
i have different things i want to be at different ages. but when i'm older, i want to be a teacher.

Have you ever walked on the beach at night?
yup

Who do you tell the most to?
sachiko or my grandma

Do you know anyone with cancer?
yeah

Do you have any brothers or sisters?
younger bro, older sis

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
i don't give a fuck. let them hate.

Have you recently talked to someone when they were high?
welcome to every day.

Are you happy?
eh... a bit.

Has anyone got on your nerves lately?
just a bit

Last night did you go to bed smiling?
i fell asleep watching a show full of beautiful lesbians who occasionally have sex. its tight. i love the l word.

Where did you sleep last night?
my futon

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
i love hot weather

What do you currently hear right now?
metro

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
i'm not wearing a shirt

When was the last time you had a REAL smile on your face?
why would i fake smile

Do you like getting big hugs?
i LOVE it. rachel gives the best hugs

Who was the last person that messaged you?
kaity

What’s something you’re excited about right now?
my god damn birthday

Is tomorrow looking good?
its saturday. best day of the week.

Who was the last male you talked to?
probably damien when i said bye

Who is someone that can always make you laugh?
its really easy to make me laugh

What were you doing at 10am this morning?
wondering why my aunt is calling me

What were you doing an hour ago?
trying to stop minnie from burrowing under my covers because she claws the fuck out of my legs

Do you plan on moving within the next year?
for fucking sure. i can't wait to have a house to myself.

What are you looking forward to in the next 3 months?
a lot

Where did your last hug take place?
damiens. holly gives good hugs too.

Have you been to a baby shower?
don't think so

What color is your hair brush?
teal and black

Do you watch the Super Bowl?
i'll watch bits and pieces. watching sports on tv never intrigued me.

What about World Cup?
REAL football is way better than american football.

Do you sleep with a teddy bear?
no, minnie usually sleeps next to my head though

What movie do you think everyone should watch?
STAR WARS or tetsuo the iron man.

What is your middle name?
Keith

Do you have your future children's names picked out?
i have some favorites

What color is your mailbox?
bronze

Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
if i'm in kentucky

What brand is your computer printer?
its been in my closet since i've had it. idk

How many cars can fit in your driveway?
the maximum possible amount is probably like 12. usually there is like four cars max though.

Who was your Kindergarden teacher?
i can't remember any teacher before first grade.

Are you taller than your mom?
yup. my mom probably weighs like 100 lbs.

Do you have any bruises right now?
maybe, i don't bruise easily

Are you cold right now?
no. just right.

Do any of your friends have kids?
yup

Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?
several

How many years older and younger than you are you willing to date?
i don't put stress on age. but for dating, 17 or 18 is the absolute youngest.

What is the closest red object to you?
this broken pen from high on the hill

Have you ever broken a pinata?
yeah

Do you have an iPod or Mp3 player?
did, but some fuck stole it.

If someone doesnt like you its probably because:
they are fucking retarded.

Who was the last person in your bedroom?
which bed room... idk though, i have a lot of people over.

Do you sing in the shower?
all the time

Do you always wear your seatbelt in the car?
sometimes. i have to when i am driving or else i hear this annoying beep.

Tell me about the last dream that you remember having?
being pissed about having to pull weeds... thats probably my least favorite thing to do ever. my dreams lately have all been ones where i was pissed off.

Best hangover cure?
be healthy and you won't get hung over, or take a good multivitamin while you are drinking and drink plenty of water before you pass out. or if you wake up with a hang over, start drinking and it will go away. or drugs.

Favorite snack food?
oh god, i can't even decide. i usually stick or organic or natural things, but i have to admit, when i start eating a box of cheez-its, i cannot stop. they are so fucking good.

Current location?
bed room

Most missed memory?
i miss you every day.

First thought when waking up?
gotta call my grandma

Fav movie quote?
i quote movies all the time.

Most annoying things?
dumb people

Role model?
my self

Biggest fears?
my mom dying is my biggest fear. i'm not afraid of anything except for people i love dying.

Shoes you wore today?
no shoes yet.

Fav drink?
alcoholic: patron/don julio, or leinenkugel's sunset wheat
non-alcoholic: this is hard... besides water, tea, blood orange juice or organic whole milk.

Biggest weaknesses?
women, drugs/alcohol and food.

Generally, in life, what makes you happy?
sex, learning, friends/family, women, drugs/alcohol and food. haha. but most of all, myself + weed + music = the best thing ever.

How well do you handle criticism?
ii love it. all kinds.

Do you find that full figured women can be equally as attractive as skinnier woman?
for sure. i love all kind of women. thick, skinny, big tits, small tits, asian, black, white. they just can't be ugly.

What would your friends be surprised to know about you?
i am open about my whole life. no surprises here.

What can you smell?
this question made me want to smoke the rest of my weed.

Would you ever get plastic surgury? and on what?
fuck no, i love being me.

Biggest piece of gossip you heard recently?
STDzzz

Worried about anything?
no worries bro

Last thing you bought?
sunflower seeds

Name three things you are truly thankful for?
my mind, body and soul.

Three things you are looking forward to?
my birthday (which means a lot of things), the next time i have sex and having kids (not any time soon).

What 2 names do you perfer out of the following..
Blake : Hayden : Riley : Lucas : Cooper : Braiden
Isabel : Blair : Mya : Kya : Sierra :Savannah

tough decision... maybe braiden or isabel.

Are you reading anything?
this question.

Last time you exercised?
yesterday

Craving anything right now?
lots of things

Who were you in a car with last?
kali
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