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[wheres_my_beer]

I was at the mall with my friend and we were in Sam Goody looking at CDs. We were hitting on some girls, but nothing turned out right. Just as we were about to leave the mall, we saw this really hot MILF walking on the other side of the walkway

Comments

[evantothenevin]

I thought it was real untill "I saw her there, bent over in front of me with no panties on"

really

<3 Evan

[lordofoats]

Settle my throne?

I think you misunderstood some of the lyrics.