Avoid the beachman

[wheresjuantoday]

I am now really concerned for Alle's safety. I saw a headline at the grocery store about the evil beachman who is terrorizing the beaches of Hawaii. He looked like some sort of mythological creature. I am sure he is very dangerous. Please avoid the beaches Alle

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[allevil]

I haven't seen the beachman! I hope there is no one terrorizing stables.

[rpmiller]

Do you have a link to the guy's evidence?

[rpmiller]

No, because it was in a letter to the editor of the newspaper.

[wheresjuantoday]

No, because it was in a letter to the editor of the newspaper.

[rpmiller]

Bummer. I wasn't talking about this very subject about a month ago. I would be intrigued to see his evidence. Does the paper have an online version perhaps?