Transmutation - 4

[wheresmyhouse]

Hm, it appears that our continuity is getting yet another stab at an animation. Though the opening sequence surprised me a fair bit.

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[sexy_and_skorty]

That isn't me.

Now let me go.

[wheresmyhouse]

That was fast.

When Edward returns.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Why?

Are you enjoying keeping me tied here as your fucking toy? You think you'll get anything out of it?

Letting me go won't change a thing, you old fool.

[wheresmyhouse]

Because I know Edward wishes to speak to you when he returns. And it will be in person. Believe me, Envy, you are no toy.

[upyourscolonel]

THAT'S AWFUL!

WHY ARE THEY PUKING EACH OTHER!?

[wheresmyhouse]

I do not know. Disturbing, no?

[upyourscolonel]

It's really. Really creepy.

[upyourscolonel]

Hey shut up, don't get a big head over three seconds of air time.

[wheresmyhouse]

But I was the first person they showed.

I was featured rather prominently, perhaps they'll focus more upon my story than yours.

[upyourscolonel]

No way in hell.

[wheresmyhouse]

In all fairness, the incident in Xerxes is your story's entire catalyst. In fact, had I not been turned into what I am, I'd never have met your mother, and neither you nor Alphonse would have been born.

[youresoshort]

Despite the disturbing images, I enjoyed it.

[upyourscolonel]

Ah.

[youresoshort]

Yes, Ed?

[upyourscolonel]

...Hohenheim confuses easily.

Don't use big words.

[examinin_urboyz]

[upyourscolonel]

Huh?

[examinin_urboyz]

Perhaps it's just me, but your father in his younger years looks a bit like a blonde Kimbley.

[whee_go_boom]

What?