Transmutation - 8

[wheresmyhouse]

Edward, for the tenth time, stop transmuting a giant phallus onto the wall of Wi-er...Envy's room from your room.  If I have to come back up and fix it one more time, you can serve out the rest of your punishment in a room of my choosing, and I am inclined to make you do it out in the dog house. Trust me, you do not want that

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[sexy_and_skorty]

He's in my room threatening me.

[wheresmyhouse]

He's supposed to stay in his room.

[sexy_and_skorty]

Then he's disobeying you, isn't he.

[wheresmyhouse]

Alright, alright, I'm coming up...

[upyourscolonel]

FUCK OFF I'LL DO WHAT I WANT!!

[wheresmyhouse]

Do I have to come up there?

[upyourscolonel]

I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE!

[wheresmyhouse]

I'm coming up there.

[automailmaker]

[wheresmyhouse]

Hello, Winry...

[automailmaker]

[wheresmyhouse]

It never stops, does it...

/AND LOCKS THE DOOR AND TRANSMUTES IT SHUT

[upyourscolonel]

/KNOCKING

[wheresmyhouse]

Edward.

[upyourscolonel]

GO AWAY!

/KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

[wheresmyhouse]

Let me in or I let myself in.

We have to talk.

[zurakodesu]

Such bad children should not get dinner.

[wheresmyhouse]

Well, I can't have them go hungry.

...Katsura?

[zurakodesu]

One missed meal is not enough to starve them, but enough to make them regret their poor behaviour.

It is not Katsura, it is Zurako. Have we met, venerable grandfather?

[wheresmyhouse]

True...true...but I just can't do that to my boys.

Ah...my apologies, Miss Zurako. You look like someone I know.