Where did I put that syllabus...

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh, ah yes...I'd like to take today, as the first day of classes, to welcome back everyone...as well as welcome the new students.  I am Professor Van Hohenheim, and I teach...

...

I teach...

Oh yes, Global History.  I am also the head of the History department...so if you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to discuss them with me.  Also

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[upyourscolonel]

You're an embarrassment.

[wheresmyhouse]

Is my fly down again?

[upyourscolonel]

I'm pretending I don't know you for the rest of the school year.

[wheresmyhouse]

But...what about your allowance?

/...lol. Poor Hoho.

[wisdom_pearl]

Ah...you meant Global History, I assume?

/HE'S MORE SENILE THAN NORMAL

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh...yes! Yes, that's right! You see, I was reading this book last night on advanced scientific theories, and I'm afraid I can't stop thinking about them.

/OH GOD XDXD

[wisdom_pearl]

That's quite alright, of course. It happens often, if one gets too immersed in something...

[wheresmyhouse]

Of course!

Did I by any chance leave any copies of my syllabus lying around the library? I can't for the life of me remember where I've been these passed few days.

I wonder if I left them in that book as a bookmark...I certainly hope I didn't...

[shutupsensei]

I have your class next period, Hohenheim-sensei. However, I already took the quiz on Advanced Robotics so I do not need to take it.

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh...you did? When did that happen?

[shutupsensei]

Next period.

[wheresmyhouse]

You took it...in the future?

[hailamericaaa]

We'll be learning about American history, right?

[wheresmyhouse]

Ah...oh yes! I'm sure we'll cover that!

[hailamericaaa]

Well considering it's the best part of history, we better.

[wheresmyhouse]

The best? Really?

[princeassassin]

You're the Global History teacher?

[wheresmyhouse]

I believe so.

[princeassassin]

I hope when you're actually teaching, you'll be much more proficient.

[wheresmyhouse]

I'll have you know I'm quite proficient.