Transmutation - 1

[wheresmyhouse]

Hello there, I suppose introductions are in order. My name is Van Hohenheim, and I am from the "Fullmetal Alchemist fandom," I suppose. Though I suppose that only makes sense that I am from the place that is named after my son, but that is neither here nor there. I have been around for quite some time, however, so I know a few of you, mostly

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[upyourscolonel]

DON'T APOLOGIZE FOR ME, SHUT UP.

[wheresmyhouse]

It was either that or thank them for looking after you.

[upyourscolonel]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT EITHER.

[wheresmyhouse]

But it's proper.

[upyourscolonel]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING.

[wheresmyhouse]

I was hoping you could tell me.

[upyourscolonel]

I have no fucking idea.

[wheresmyhouse]

Katsura gave me some insight into it. Have you not seen one of these before? They're apparently popular with teenagers.

[upyourscolonel]

DON'T ASSOCIATE YOURSELF WITH ME.

[wheresmyhouse]

Why not?

[upyourscolonel]

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[wheresmyhouse]

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[upyourscolonel]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN ON THE INTERNET.

[wheresmyhouse]

I've been here for some time, you know that.

[upyourscolonel]

I KNOW THAT BUT STOP BROWSING.

AND IGNORE JADE.

[wheresmyhouse]

Why? There are quite a few scientific journals which have caught my attention.

Why?

[upyourscolonel]

AND WHERE'S MY MORPHINE.

[wheresmyhouse]

I don't know.

[upyourscolonel]

PLEASE FIND THE BUTTON. I'M VERY HURTING. MUCH.

[wheresmyhouse]

I was sitting on it.