hello
i love you
wont you tell me your name?

my whole lifes been as calm as an ocean
before i die therell be storms in the sea

pirates of the caribean is going to be the coolest thing since canned peaches.

ok.
so.
im in the city.

please
this is a really weird question but...
i need your pee
please
someone who hasnt smoked pot in 3 weeks
or better yet someone who doesnt do anything
i really really need your pee or i might end up somewhere where i dont wanna be
like:
probation, juvie

so pleasepleaseplease
it would be appreciated and repayed so much

ok
so since i got the coppers on my back
i wanna chill out this weekend
get out of east hampton
go into the city perhaps?
yes
yes
sounds good
so... i wanna see you mother fuckers that i havent seen in forever.

who wants to see the white stripes with me at the sold out central park show?
i know you do.
and you too.

i love dressens deli.
whenever i walk in there i feel like Ray Liotta from goodfellas
i dont even have to pay anymore.
and they always let me cut in line.

yes yes
jewish delis are the best
and theres not one of you who can argue this claim.

whats with all this fog?
go back to england you selfless bastard!

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