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Damnit Mai! Exploiting my only weakness like that- how dare you ask me to work a double this Thursday when I'm half asleep! I'll agree to most anything just to get whatever's bugging me to let me be! CURSES!! Fist shaking! MUCH fist shaking!

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Ace: Whatchu makin'?

Me: Eggs?

Ace: What kinda eggs?

Me: Over easy?

Ace: Chicken!

So hey you guys, good story:

I smelled sumpin good, so I goes in the kitchen and there's Ace, and I says, "Whatcha cooking, dogg?" and he says, 'Is that what dogg smells like? I guess you've eaten it before!"

(it was chicken).

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Aight chguys. It's time. I present:
"Guys on Couches."

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