LEP

[whimsyweaver]

So, I was supposed to start working on Monday, but my boss called Sunday night and told me not to come in until the 22nd. Oh. Okay, cool. Another week of sleeping in

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[magicalcatie]

Lindsay Jean! You start working soon? Where? I am so out of the loop! Miss you.

[whimsyweaver]

Magical Catie!

I haven't been announcing it because I don't know how to answer "So, what will you be doing?" yet. I keep saying, "Umm, I don't know. Trying not to fall asleep?" The job description sounds incredibly banal--so banal that my eyes glaze over as I read it. Thank goodness it's only three months.

[linzb2004]

LEP?

Lindsay Eats Peanuts
Large Eloping Parakeets
Licking Easy Piglets
Lava Eating Pussy
Leave Edgar, Please.

[bzzmaster]

Lightning Energy Pants

[whimsyweaver]

Where can I buy a pair of those? Will they make my legs go bzzzzzzzzz!?

[whimsyweaver]

Lava Eating Pussy? LOL. Was "Lesbians Eat Pussy" too obvious?

I don't want to leave Edgar! I do eat peanuts. I've never licked an easy piglet, but I would like to.

Actually, LEP stands for Lindsay Excites Penises. Because, well, I do. I see hundreds of tent poles everyday.

No, seriously, it's LiveEventPlanner. Ya know, instead of LiveJournal. Yeah, I'm lame.