things that make me happy:
polish boy, because he thinks i'm an alcoholic and it shows he cares
mollybag schlagel (most likely wants me dead...maybe because i've plotted her death by basketball, but she's still my #1)
jolene, because she gives me certificates to bath and body works
ribbon...because i work in a craft store
glitter, for about reasons
tennis, it's the sport of elitist snobs ( at least the one that i'm considered elitist enough to play )
umass, can produce a riot on command and ACADEMICS to boot. heh, but we still got those riots!
christmas, yeah, i'm gay but i still love it. i can't help it.
jews, in general...they're not bad just because they're doomed to hell.
princess wnidow. no one who reads that will understand that. BUT I DO NOT CARE.