A Petition to the Urban Dictionary, from The Honorable Birsha, Mayor of Gomorrah

[whipchick]

To Whom It May Concern

Comments

[anyonesghost]

Can I just say that I think the idea of Gomorrah's Farm to Table scene is brilliant? (And I can just imagine their former CSA: "Why buy the cow, when ...")

[whipchick]

OMG I love that idea! And thanks :)

[porn_this_way]

For bright lights big fornication, sure, Sodomites could set you up! But for a friendly missionary poke at a price a working man could afford-well, it starts with Gee! and ends with Aaaaaahhhhh.

This needs to be on change.org and WeThePeople. Like, NOW.

LMAO. Damn. Literally! I would say I was laughing my ass off, but it seems your fine city has other plans for everyone's ass, so let's just say I was highly amused.

Now where can I pick up a travel brochure for the *ahem* business district??

[whipchick]

Thanks! so many anal plans...

[drwex]

O_O

I was going to say something smart in response, but instead I just think I'm going to name my next band "Anal Plans"

[kathrynrose]

it starts with Gee! and ends with Aaaaaahhhhh.

Brilliant!

[whipchick]

Thanks :)

[eternal_ot]

This is my favourite line too. And I agree with the 'brilliant'..;)

[rayaso]

This was outstanding, and made me laugh! I enjoyed the humor, and the whole idea of the second placers.

[whipchick]

Thank you! I always go back and forth about which Gyllenhaal is the first one...

[inteus_mika]

Not normally one to obsess on puns, but at the last line of this, my brain just randomly added, internally, "Would you like to see Gomorrahmy? Cause I'd like to see Gomorrayou." Terrible. Ridiculous. I have a headache now. But this was cute and clever, and fun. (My nauseating addition aside, that is.)

[kathrynrose]

LOL!

[whipchick]

I love that - when I revise this, is it OK if I add it in? Thanks for reading!

[inteus_mika]

Heh! Why not? If you don't find it too lowbrow / groan inducing (or maybe you do, but that's what makes it fun?), go for it! ;)