Game Night

[whipchick]

“It’s Game Night,” he whispered softly into my ear. My eyes scanned his loft apartment, the grey leather Phillipe Starck sofa sitting in the vast, open expanse of platinum-plated floor. Perhaps one day I would call this beautiful place home and polish the solid silver chairs and arrange the Tiffany ornaments. But for now, my inner goddess was

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[ext_3620796]

This was already excellent, but I think it wins the internet for including an Entenmann's crumb cake. :-)

I admit, in context, I kinda like "goddess cork." (All my other ideas involve capstones and millstones and fundaments. Which might also be a contrast. But perhaps that's the sort of language a brothel sprout might use.)

(And I also have to admit that I was three hex codes in before it hit me. I don't know if I'm proud of that or not ...)

[whipchick]

Ooooo, "goddess cork" would be PERFECT. And I'm glad you got the hex codes :)

[meridian_rose]

What a great parody :D

[whipchick]

Thank you!

[kathrynrose]

I'm not sure what it says about me that my mental image of the inner goddess is Robin Williams in The Birdcage.

Also I kicked myself hard when I realized how long it took me to get the grey shades.

[whipchick]

Fosse Fosse Fosse, Martha Graham Martha Graham Martha Graham, or Twyla Twyla Twyla, Michael Kidd Michael Kidd Michael Kidd, Madonna, Madonna--but you keep it all inside.

One of my favorite movie scenes EVER.

[kathrynrose]

Hah! So, maybe the inner goddess WAS Robin Williams in The Birdcage.

[drwex]

a brothel sprout

I KEEEL you now!

[whipchick]

I was wondering who'd catch that :)

[prog_schlock]

This is hilarious. I had no idea where you were going with the hex codes but almost spat out my drink when it turned into the 50 Shades of Grey line.

I confess, I can't think of a pun for butt plug either. Clearly, I need to spend more time contemplating this. :O

Adam Ant was singing about S&M before it was cool:

[whipchick]

Clearly there needs to be much more butt plug contemplation in your life.

I've never heard that song! Brilliant!