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Jun 19, 2005 18:05

Police Report [06:05pm]:
Suspect, Safiya Bobb, was last seen at 05:00 pm on June 19, 2005 in her parents bedroom room, legs covered by a hideous stripped sheet, listening to her iPod, reading the captioning on bad tv and eating Soy ice cream, wishing it was Ben & Jerry's. It is necessary to apprehend the suspect, lock her up & allow her no phone ( Read more... )

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x_cloistered June 20 2005, 17:47:52 UTC
yes i like this report a lot. unfortunately i am an accomplice of this safiya bobb

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space___cadet June 20 2005, 20:23:41 UTC
haha.
oh, your family are vegans? that's pretty neat. my sister's a vegetarian but i think she's turning vegan. she's along the lines of it.

are you a vegan/vegetarian?

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whippedcream_ix June 20 2005, 20:25:07 UTC
i'm a vegetarian. =)
but at home everything is vegan.
so it's like i'm leading a double life.

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space___cadet June 20 2005, 20:29:05 UTC
that's cool =) i would like to be a vegitarian along with my sister but i don't think i could do it. plus, it's kind of expensive (some of it) if your whole family aren't vegitarians.

a double life :x gasp! lol

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captainchaotic June 21 2005, 01:33:49 UTC
Bonjour, Sofa. Je suis ton amie Sara de xanga. Maintenant j'ai un LJ.

My french is terribleh.

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whippedcream_ix June 21 2005, 12:09:42 UTC
Ton francais est MAGNIFIQUE!!

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