...it means no worries, for the rest of your days

[whippedcream_ix]

For the past couple of days, I'd been taking a long journey to & around the far corner of my block to purchase a slice of pizza pour mon déjeuner. The other day as I stepped through my front door, I was surprised to see a woman of about 40, with light, frizzy brown hair & blue eyes, holding a clipboard & ogling mi casa. I raised my eyebrow & gave

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HI SOFA!!!

[azn_king28]

Wow, I pity her too much to call her a loser. And she's definitely going for the robbery. =). Pizza. Yum.

[century_fox]

if that lady robs you, in the words of the fantastic four commercial, "it's clobberin' time!"
doubles: hi sofa! tegan is my whore.

[shadinatha]

i agree with above statement: ogling is most definitely a cool word. a quality word in fact

[anonymous]

did i really say "pregnant"?? damn i'm so descriptive... it's like that shakespeare quote (i think it's from "midsummer night's dream") where he says the ships' sails are like pregnant bellies; mr. wodnick thought it was a complicated metaphor and actually stopped us while we were reading to pick someone, incidentally that was moi, to explain it. haha

~Em

[captainchaotic]

pregnant windows? har har har.