Home Made Burning Man

[whipsnkisses]

I don't know where this originated or who the original author is but I had to share it:

HOME-MADE BURNING MAN:

Pay an escort of your affectional preference to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig, dance close naked, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night.

Tear down your

Comments

[jessicaberlin]

It's old but still funny and totally on the money.

I think I might go back next year. I think I'm ready.

[jovino]

HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

"Shop at Wal-mart, Cost-Co, and Home Depot until your car is completely packed with stuff.
Tell everyone that you're going to a "​Leave-​No-​Trace"​ event.
Empty your car into a dumpster."

Can it get any more accurate?

Kinda why I'm not going. Kinda more too. But there's a party here in case you wanna come over.

[kineticphoenix]

My stomach hurts from laughing! That's such a gem.