I don't know where this originated or who the original author is but I had to share it:
HOME-MADE BURNING MAN:
Pay an escort of your affectional preference to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig, dance close naked, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night.
Tear down your
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