IC: Phone Post

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VOICEMAIL

[bug_nerd_shino]

Hello, Ms. Uzumaki this is Aburame Shino. I'd like to update you. I set up a post for all escorts to submit to mandatory physical exam and blood work. Apparently Nara Shikamaru, has implied he will not comply and threatened legal action. I felt it important to bring it to your attention.

VOICEMAIL

[whirlpoolify]

Oh, dear. I guess he needs to read through his contract again. If he needs a lawyer to explain that testing each month is mandatory if you wish to continue your employment, then I'll be happy to tell him!

Hum.

Thank you so much. I'll handle it from here.

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[n_uzumaki]

So seeing as how I just found out you dislike coffee would tea be preferable?

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[whirlpoolify]

Coffee is a horrible abomination! So milk tea would be wonderful!

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[begginstrips]

Hey, escort manager lady!

I'm not comfortable with the other escort looking at my bid'ness! Why do I need to have a medical examination there?? I mean... Come on, if you wanna get personal, I haven't gotten any for like... years? So I don't think I'm a liability!!

Can't we work something out? Please?

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[whirlpoolify]

He's not only an escort "lookin' at yo bidniss," but a company-approved medical aide! Now don't tell me you're one of the many who are afraid of a little peeing in a cup and a little poking with a stethoscope?

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[begginstrips]

Naw, I ain't afraid of that shit, but I've had routine physicals in the past, and I ain't never had to drop my damn drawers for nobody!!

So obviously you're wanting to test for fuckin' STDs instead of doing quote-unquote "physicals". My guess is that a client here got a fucking disease, and is blaming it on the damn escort. Screw that shit! If you wanna test for funk, then why the hell can't we go to a goddamned doctor who SPECIALIZES in that crap!?

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[whirlpoolify]

Hum, hum.

If you want to discuss this in depth, then I'd happily do it in person? Also with the contract in which you signed, dear. Deal?

TEXT

[shogi_champ]

Okay, I'm going to try this again. I've reviewed my contract, and I've found nothing that you can hold against me legally. I'm within my rights to request an actual doctor preform these tests on me. I'm perfectly willing for it to be a physician of your choosing, but it must be a qualified medical doctor for me to agree. Is that acceptable to you Ms. Err...I still can't remember your name. But anyway, it's the only compromise I'm willing to do, and if it's turned down, I will continue with my lawsuit and contact the board members again.

Re: TEXT

[shogi_champ]

perform...>>;

TEXT

[whirlpoolify]

Be sure you know who you are texting first before spouting "lawsuit! lawsuit!"

And this could be anyone texting me. So please do not spout threats at me, it is not polite, and I do not respond to such tones.

Have a good day! ♥

Re: TEXT

[shogi_champ]

I'm fairly sure I know who i'm talking too ma'am. It's not hard to get our number especially when it's in the phone directory at work. Mine is as well, so you know exactly who this is. So please enough melodrama and let's find a resolution to this.

E-Mail

[shogi_champ]

I'm on my way to you're office now for our meeting.

E-Mail

[whirlpoolify]

Lovely~ I'll see you then!

My door is obviously the one with the Christmas wreath on it.