The MoCCA Awards!

[whirringblender]

So instead of writing a regular con report, I've decided to hold my own award ceremony for the fine people of MoCCA! Let's get this ceremony started!

The Hey You Know A Lot About Birds And Animals (And Are Good At Drawing Them) Award goes to Rosemary Mosco
Who knows a lot about birds and animals and is good at drawing them.

The Still The Best

Comments

[qwantz]

Best Use of Extended, Literal Metaphor Used To Explain How Hot Something Is goes to Carly Monardo
It was so hot that it was like teens making out on the surface of the sun on a really hot day and also they were not wearing any sunscreen.

[whirringblender]

...did I mention they were LESBIANS??

[anonymous]

Tis true. These awards are rigged!

[whirringblender]

How DARE you, Sir! Or Madam!

[yaytime]

ha! sorry that was me :)

[crypticpress]

The Commodore 64 will never die!

[whirringblender]

Dude that is how I feel about the Sega Dreamcast AMIRIGHT?

[soggytoast]

Wow! Gosh! What can I say? Well, uh... I'd like to thank my parents, first and foremost, for giving me the genes that facilitate facial hair. Um. I'd like to thank the folks at MoCCA for having such a great show. Sorry, I'm so nervous! I'd like to thank Carly for such a great awards show, and of course Steph for encouraging me to take my beard the extra mile. Oh! The music's playing and the producer's telling me to wrap it up. PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST!

[whirringblender]

You realize now you may never shave