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[whirringblender]

This fall on Fox, who will write ... THE GREAT AMERICAN NOVEL?

Join 10 finalists as they race to write America's next great literary masterpiece! Who will emerge the victor? Will it be...

Michael Swanson, who attempts to defend his rather blatant racist propaganda as a "period piece"?

Jeffrey Gutenberg, the great, great (etc.) grandson of

Comments

[theonewhatis]

I feel like if you pitched this at Fox it would go down fairly well.

[whirringblender]

Dude, I was thinking the same thing!

[soggytoast]

I wasn't sure if this was real or not...

[whirringblender]

Har! >:D

[gravitysrhino]

With judges Jonathan Lethem, JT Leroy and Ethan Hawke!

[whirringblender]

Oh man I am glad you are on top of this stuff!

[gravitysrhino]

Once I invented a reality show producer competition where all of the contestants made reality shows out of the reality show, and the winner gets to produce the next season.

[whirringblender]

That's amazing. We should team up.

[gravitysrhino]

ALSO: I am only going to watch the first week when we get to see all the high school English teachers.

[beatonna]

America is amazing

[whirringblender]

This is the America of my IMAGINATION!