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[rustycutlass]

CHARLATANS! DECEIVERS! SHORT! matt, if you had only done a bit (no pun intended, but certainly OFFENSES OUTRAGEOUS DIRECTED AT THE WEE) you would know that these two liliputian "inventors" were mere patsies, puppets if you will, of a life-sized normal person, Hibernian expatriot and former gaucho turned snake-oil hawker Paddy "Patigonia" O'Rourke. Schrodinger and Luttinger became first well-known for their ability to "count", and were known better on the victorian freak circuit as the "PYGMY ACCOUNTANTS OF MYANMAR". these two pint-sized performers would to take the stage covered in an inch thick layer of black-face makeup and bedecked in kilts woven of bermuda grass, and when asked by their trainer to perform simple arithmetic or to produce an answer to a quantitative question, they would bang their responses with their miniature spears. For example, the question, "how many comely ladies of desirable marriage status have known in the biblical sense the famed writer and bon vivant oscar wilde

[rustycutlass]

After being physically and spiritually exhausted by the noble she-whale's lustful desires, and due to the rising tensions in Europe at the time, the two skiddaddled (Polish for "alighting on impishly small feet") to their favorite holiday spot on the Caspian Sea. There they crossed paths with one Gavrilo Princip, a young (if impressionable)Hungarian who at the time was serving as an intern/cabin boy on a Turkish Filth Scowl (the last of its kind: the S.S. "Lady's Predicament", which sank in 1901 after a fire resulting from a brawl that erupted during a "mutual mutiny" during which all hands on deck declared themselves captain.) They began to talk at great length to the lad, putting great rhetorical emphasis on the descriptions of Lady Hildegaard's bust, or as it was better known the "REAL BALKAN POWDER KEGS"(a bit of flagrant vulgarity taken from a recovered letter sent to the tiny pair from Napoleon II, a frequent partner in ribaldry) and his soon a desire to rid the world of dwarves soon posessed his very soul. However, being a man

in conclusion

[rustycutlass]

So, in conclusion:

1) there is more to research than a casual skimming of various pro-midget internet sites,

2) while Schrodinger and Luttinger did not actually invent a small person's machine capable of delivering aerosol weapons,they were men not unlike the rest of their Victorian contemporaries: well-traveled visionaries and explorers of the soul, and of course packing humongous, bulging, veiny penises that were actually taller than themselves.