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[whisperedlonely]

...This is ridiculous.

This dream is way too weird. I really need to get laid or something.

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[zombifiers]

I vote Henry for this. :3

[pianotheme]

Seconded! Honestly, Cynthia, the guy needs a good roll in the sack.

[patchouli]

IAWTC.

he probably needs to get laid just about as much. ...if not more.

[whisperedlonely]

Hey, so did I, but the guy is so clueless. Bet he thought a "special favor" was a high-five. And now I think he's running around with the other crowd or something. Figures.

[aensland_love]

I usually prefer men, but having another woman can be just as satisfying.

[whisperedlonely]

Same here. You offering~?

[aensland_love]

But of course.

[whisperedlonely]

Then I'm accepting.
You know, it's usually the other way around. Feels nice to be on this side every once in a while, even if it's with a woman.

[gotenks]

You look just like my next door neighbor.

Without the 32 kids.

[whisperedlonely]

...Euuch. I almost hope you were just trying to insult latinas with that. ...Almost.

[gotenks]

Nah. I'm Chilena. <3 She's pretty, it's just that we think her vagoo is the size of Lake Michigan by now.

[whisperedlonely]

And I thought I was the only one here.
Must be, though. Seriously, gross.

[quirky_sitar]

Cynth, I tell ya, if I wasn't taken-

[whisperedlonely]

...Whaaaaaaaat. You're taken?

[quirky_sitar]

Uh....yeeeeah. For a few months now. We're discreet. (Billy.)

[whisperedlonely]

...Huh. I didn't see it.
Damn.

[thesilkenmaster]

Excellent. How much?

[whisperedlonely]

...I'm not stooping that low, bastard.

[thesilkenmaster]

You mean you aren't...? Have you ever considered it, then? A woman of your charms could make quite a fair sum I think. Believe me I would know.

[whisperedlonely]

That's flattering and all, but I'm not interested.